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Friday, May 04, 2007


Teng Huei's back!!!! Since Wednesday~ Haha.....Are you still staying near my place? Or you shifted? Btw, COME BACK TO ACMAR.

Anyway, recently there's this conversation/argument in Lin Cze's blog about a verse from Eminem's rap song. The song is called "Just Lose It" and the verse also apeeared in "Without Me", which is also by Eminem.

It goes:

Guess who's back?
Back again....
Shady's back....
Tell a friend...


And Lin Cze or Teng Huei (not sure who) changed it to:

Guess who's back?
Back again....
Teng Huei's back....
Tell a friend...

Lol, then Lin Cze mentioned the rap was hers and is copyright limited (something I remember saying to her in one of my previous posts ;P). To solve the matter, I decided to create my own lyrics to that verse, making it easier for everyone:

Teng Huei's back,
Right here right now,
J*y's arse crack,
Can fit a cow.

Akakakaka. It's not really related to the main topic....but who cares???? ;P


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Thursday, May 03, 2007


I'm back from Kuching!!!! Went there on Sunday, came back yesterday. Will post pics soon (unless I'm too lazy to install the program into the computer and upload the pics). All in all OK trip lar. Didn't get to meet Kenny Sia though. Damn.

Anyway, Kuching KOLO MEE is freaking awesome!!!!! So yummy.....mmmmmmm.......kolo mee.....It's wan tan mee without black sauce and wan tan. LOL. White noodles with a bit of white sauce with char-siew and pepper. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Today, during PJ, my right thumb got injured! Ouch.....I had the basketball and I passed it to another person, when Kelvin came in with a late challenge and karate-chopped my thumb. Blardy painful. Can't bend properly. A bit swelled. Luckily, my dad let me take a pain-killer and now I can happily bend my thumb! Haha. Have to retake again tomorrow. Tomorrow got badminton tournament! Gan chiong!!! Single first round I won already but tomorrow got second round against Kandes.....can forfeit la.....lol.....hope he's absent......haha. Also have doubles with Chay Ann. Mission: get passed first round. Then meet Wen Kuang and Wily. Then, die fighting like sampat idiots. ;P

P.S: My new dog is so so so so so so blardy cute!!!!!!!!! And yet fierce at the same time. Haha. XD

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Thursday, April 26, 2007


Today I went for the leadership seminar at school. It was held in the primary school library. First I thought (everyone included) that it would be boring. 8am-5pm dei.....9 fricking hours! When it started, I still thought it sucked.... Just before the break (there was some time for people to eat breakfast), it began to get better! They splitted everyone to 7 groups (there's 75 people). My group was captained by Bala, and comprised of Ashley, Hemah, Justine, Sharon, Sabrina, Nalini, Jay, Jason, Andy and me. Then they gave us a test! Maths test. Damn simple. But thank God Nalini asked us to read the instructions first because....in the test,+ means - and - means + whereas divide means multiply and multiply means divide. LOL.

They got this guy who talks on RTM to come and talk to us. Talked a bit long but quite funny. After that, they had a lot of competitions. Thinest guy. Tallest guy. Prettiest girl. Fattest guy. I took part in the fattest guy. -_-". So the insulting. Luckily I lost (or unfortunately). Haha. Come on la. Bala and Jay Min are like sticks while Jason is not even close to fat and Andy.......is just Andy. So I went....and lost. Haha. Going into lunch break, our group, which is GROUP 2, were in the lead on points! Woohoo!

During lunch, I played football and basketball! So fun. Whay Ying gave me a scratch about 1cm long down my middle finger of my left hand. Ouch.....

After lunch we had aerobics! Then we had an aerobics competition. I took part.....and lost. DAMN. Lol. Then we had the ultimate team-work based competition. We were seperated into guys and girls. Then, all the guys had to hug each other and they tied us around with a thread. They did the same thing with the girls. Then they tied the guy's thread to the girl's thread. So the thread sort of looks like this, with the people in the circles:
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Then, the guys and the girls each have to carry a chair with a water balloon on top of it. The water balloon cant drop and the thread must not break. Then, we have to walk along a course, which includes climbing steps, squeezing in between pillars and squeezing between plants, and try to pick up as many photostated money on the way. Each balloon that did not burst earns the team 2000 points and the if the thread did not snap more than once, the group gets and extra 2000 points. After you finish the course, they will toss the water balloon into the air and you must catch it without bursting the balloon. Each save gets extra 500 points. Bala caught 2. Andy burst the third one. Impulsive force.....Andy did not use the proper technique to reduce the impulsive force even though he was told how to by Bala and I. LOL.

The speaker guy explained that the course is like our lives. The balloons represents our responsibilities. We have to attend and take care of them. The thread is the rules around us. We cannot break the rules. On the way, we have to work together and try to collect as much money as we can while caring for our responsibilities and not breaking the rules. Quite good metaphor in my opinion.

In the end, I think our group came out tops. But they didn't mention it because it was all about learning.LOL. Anyway, the seminar was then over.

I played football and basketball for about 45 minutes before going back.

Blardy rocking, exciting, chunted, cool, fun DAY!!!!! Worth every part of the RM15 I paid.

P.S: I got a new dog! A 18-month-old rottweiler (is that how you spell it?)!!!!! It's so fricking cute! It's big, furry and wet! And my dad also bought another puppy rottweiler! So cute! Can guard the house and can play! Awesome!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007


Miss Stephanie has left to deliver her baby. So we got a subsitute teacher. Name's Mr Lee. He's 20. He's like Raymond's age only. LOL. And the weird thing is (listen closely Mr Gary Tan), he's about to enter university to be a doctor. LOL. Quite late to enter uni. He got 10As in SPM (not all A1) but 4As in STPM. And he can't talk English properly. WTH. He teaches:"Blah blah blah....or something like that la....". And he always says:"What's so funny???" everytime we have some inside joke. Haha. Imagine treating patients.

"I think you got cancer."
"HAH??? I got cancer?!?!?!"
"Or something like that la."
"@#$%**^%....you joking is it???"
"What's so funny???"
"_l_"

LOL. Oh, and another thing. I think everyone student in the world has heard the phrase: "Eh, you write with your mouth or with your hand????? Copy notes also must talk is it????". OK, it's a common phrase. But have you ever thought that:

1) obviously I write with my hand. Why should I write with my mouth if I can write with my hand??? (no offense anybody who writes with their mouths)

2)if I write with my mouth, please tell me how in Jay Min's balls can I talk at the same time???
use la common sense a bit.....Mr Ho quotes:"Common sense is not common."

Not saying that Mr Lee uses that phrase. It just suddenly popped up in my mind. Haha. Oh, and as payback to Khai Xing for putting a misleading picture of me on her blog.....

KHAI XING LOVES CHEE CHEE!!!! IT'S A FACT! SPREAD THE NEWS PEOPLE! ;p

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007


WWWWeeeee!!!! I'm back from Australia!!! Actually I've been back since Sunday night, but I didn't really feel like going online until now.

I still haven't won back my money from Jay Min. Stupid boy don't want to gamble anymore. Any-hoos, Mr Ibrahim is leaving tomorrow! So we (Jay Min, Lin Cze and me) got him a bb-gun. With laser-sight! The other big gun was from the whole class. This is personally from us. =). He's spending a lot of time talking to us lately, and making everyone laugh at his sampat jokes. Seriously, he's funny. And I'm gonna miss his jokes and the way he kacau Vinnesh. ;P

Today, he showed us the prefect applications which made through the first round. Congratz Jay!!!! You made it through the first round!!!! With probably 15 other people or something like that. Haha. Anyway, he said this:

"Sesiapa yang ingin menjadi seorang pengawas mesti:

1) boleh lari dengan cepat
Pengawas perlu kejar pelajar-pelajar yang cuba ponteng sekolah. Jika boleh lari cepat, boleh tangkap mereka.

2) pandai panjat pokok
Pengawas perlu panjat atas tandas untuk check ada tak cigarette atas bumbung tandas.

3) bijak meraba-raba badan
Pengawas perlu check badan pelajar yang disuspek bawa handphone."

LOL! Then, he tells us the story of the time he found a handphone in Nock Chun's underwear. Yuck.

Oh, and Miss Ng is seriously irratating me. She can't mark tests. My working was different from the book but still correct. My answer was correct. But, she mark me wrong. Because I didn't follow the book's way. Heck, she didn't even teach the class the formula. Ah, nevermind, I will memorize every single detail printed in the text book instead of using my common sense to find the answer. And, today, she found the wooden block that Mr Mani made for one experiment which she said the school don't have and scolded me when I said the school should have because Mr Mani told me he made it. -_-"

And the new Chemistry teacher, C. Baizura (she wrote her name like that on the board! Haha!) stepped on my FCUK bag and broke the clip thingy! OMG!!! My precious bag!!!! I tried UHU gumming the pieces back but it was messy. Came home and the maids used super glue to glue it back properly. Cant really see the glue. So Thank God.

I think that's about it. So I'll blog again when I'm free, so chaoz!

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Monday, February 12, 2007


WWWWEEEEEE!!!!!! I'm going to ponteng school tomorrow!!!! The paperwork is all done (Thanks Elvina and Sam!) and tomorrow Mr Jonathan will drive me, Kyle, Melissa and Samantha around Klang! I'm so pumped up!!!! Hyperactive! dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
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And I'm going to Australia on Thursday!!!!! More than 3 years since I've been there!!!! Wwwweeeeee!!!!!! Gonna gamble!!!!! Woohoo!!!!! Mahjong!!!!! Blackjack!!!!!
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And I might be going out and meeting Howard again!!!! Woot!!!! Talk to you many times but only meet once....gonna be twice! Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I'm high!!!! Woot!!!!!
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I don't know why but I'm so pumped up and excited!!!!! WWWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

monkeyatschul

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