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Thursday, January 25, 2007


Weeeeee!!!! Haha. Mr Ibrahim is damn FUNNY. Play football during PJ like a mad man. The field sucks as everybody knows, but football was funny. Half the field flooded like padi sawah, another half got sand like desert. Cikgu Ibrahim was in our team and spent most of the game in the desert area (we attack in desert area, defend in padi sawah). Can't really defend in the flooded area, because everytime we kick the ball, it moves only 1cm and muddy water flies everywhere. And the ball can suddenly get stuck in mud.

So we let in 3 goals. Then, Cikgu Ibrahim was like: "Apa ini defender tak guna lar". So he comes and defend also. Damn funny. He kicked, ball moved 1 cm, he slipped, he fell. Rolled around in water, kicked, slipped, fell. Repeated a few times. And in the end the ball moved about a metre only. Daniel tried to tackle him, and Mr Irahim grabbed Daniel and pushed him aside into the water. And out of frustration, he picked up the ball and throwed it the other end. Then, he talked and cursed the field and continued talking.

Then, went back, had baths in the toilets. I bathed in the toilet (washed up more likely). The other guys bathed in the hall's toilet, with Mr Ibrahim. Mr Ibrahim gave us a free period during Moral because he was smelly and tired. So the guys and him bathed together. 6 guys and a teacher, bathing in 2 cubicles. But not naked, with underwear on. But still very wrong. Very very wrong.

Haha. Mr Ibrahim is sampat and he rocks!....at most times....other times, he just picks on Vinnesh....Haha.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007


yeah!!!! I updated my skin!!!! Finally....lol....

First post with new skin- I'm gonna rant and complain about some stuff that are currently irratating me.

First up: the Physics cum Add Maths teacher, Miss Ng. Today, she really irratated me. During Physics period, she asked everyone to pass up their practical work. Nobody finished it. I done everything in the practical but one graph which I don't know how to do. So I asked her how to do. Then she's like going emo because I don't know and said I should have come and asked her before the hand-up date to find out how to do. Then, continue to blame me as if I caused the whole class not to finish their work. Maybe, she thinks if I finish my work, everybody will copy my book and hand up. Because I think among my class, I'm the one who did almost the whole practical. Others didnt even write one word. And what's the real tulan thing???? She tought the class how to do the graph during that exact period because we're just covering it that day in the syllabus. Yep, she scolded me for not knowing something that she haven't thought and covered. Total nonsense.

Secondly: I hate being the youngest. Why????? My mum will go: "Gary, go get the car keys." Gary will go: "Sean, go get the car keys." So in the end, I'll have to get the car keys and stuff like that.

Third: I hate people asking questions then oredering you to do it. Example:
Physics teacher: "Do you want to do Exercise blah.blah?"
Students: "No."
Physics teacher: "No? I think you should do." Then, she writes homework on the whiteboard.
Somebody please explain to me the purpose of that question. If you're about to give work, regardless of what we say, then why ask???

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Hehe....I'm getting used to Form 4 life....Plan out everything and all goes well....Lalalala....Jay Min cures stress....Then brings it back with mosquito bites....Idiot, I got 1 on my knee and one on my sexy chest....now got red dot....bah

YE work is going smooth. Smooth like a baby's ass man. But Mr Ng disallows us from going class to class to promote, sell and deliver the stuff. Somehow this is a sin in school. OK, I agree vandalism is not good, but why must put grills on toilets. Its like the toilets have the same security measure as the principal's office and the computer lab. This means the toilet has higher protection than the staff room and the office. "Oh My God!!!! Please rob all the teacher's books, school accounts and confisicated handphones, but please please don't steal my toilet bowl." DOINK.


Ah, where was I.....oh YE. Yea. YE is quite fun. <-- There's our logo (the left wing is a bit cacat....scanner problem....real thing looks better...promise)

Oh and the pictures taken of the top scorers of PMR are ugly. So we gave our own photos (those without red background and don't looked scanned are given by the students themselves). Only Jay Min's picture is OK. But Jay Min is not among the top scorers and he tricked the teachers to take his photo that day for the fun of it. Tulan. Haha. Lin Cze and Siu Wee looks like they're on ectasy. Sam, Vinnesh and Pooi Cheng has over-large foreheads. Manisha looks like Elmo from Sesame Street.

Yea. Like that.

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Friday, January 19, 2007


Posting from school. Akakaka. Yesterday was such a bloggable day. Unlucky but bloggable.

First period in the morning is PJ. So I should have brought my PJ clothes. But my maid misunderstood me and put Pooi Cheng's shirt (which I borrowed since her party last year) in my bag only when I told her to put both. So no PJ clothes=write down name. So unlucky, last monday only Puan Faridah sadi those who didn't bring their PJ clothes without a letter from their parents is considered as ponteng PJ and casn be punished. My name's on the list now, so careful careful.

Next, I forgot to bring my Karangan book and YE sample product to school. YE sample is not such a big priority even though its important.(YE is a society in school) But KARANGAN is scary. That's because Cik Guna is quite scary. She uses her "shadowless hands" kung fu (mo ying) to whack students who didn't bring books or don't do homework. So I tulan already. After PJ, I quickly went to the public phone and called my mum to bring my stuff. And she brought the book just in time to pass up. Thank God.

Then that night went for Chemistry class. Boring. On the way back, my mother's steering wheel (driving the jaguar) went senget. So thought one tyre poncet already. Btw, it was raining heavily. Very heavily. So Gary got down and confirmed that the tyre was punctured. So we got down and took out the spare tyre, the jack, and the wrench thingy. Gary and my mum tried to unscrew the bolt thing with the wrench thingy. FAIL. Then my dad came with my maid. Dad said we have to jack up a bit before start unscrewing. But he coiuldn't really feel the right place to put the jack. Then my relative's boy-friend came and change the tyre for us in half the time we tried to fix it. Tulan.

Soaking wet with flu. But drugs have cured me again! Akakakaka.....I can brethe!!!! Lalalalalala

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Bloody hell, I'm sick again. Whose fault???? Homework!!!! Lots and lots of homework. Mr Maniam rocks. He gives the least and easiest homework. Others teachers want us to drown in homework. Drown, drown, drown. And now I've got flu. First symptom of drowning in homework. Being unable to breathe. Figures.

YE also quite mem-flu-kan lar. I think my talk on Monday was monotonous. Nevermind. We're still short of shares to sell to everybody anyway. Sorry Form 5s. We can't sell to you guys. Mr Jonathan says we'll have problems giving back your dividends next year. And working like hell already to start producing products and production is being quite difficult.

But class is being quite fun. Especially when you talk to Jay Min. Jay Min talks about random funny,digusting stuff. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT. Trust me.

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KIAN HOW/HOWE/HOEW!!!!!(dunno how to spell it right) You can drive now!!!! That's cool!!!!!

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Monday, January 08, 2007


Damn, shouldn't have teased Jay Min. This morning wake up got 2 mosquito bites under my right armpit, 1 under my left armpit and 1 in a place I rather not mention. Lebihnya. Oh, and my Add Maths/Physics teacher is a real-life version of Mulan, while my Mandarin teacher is Jay Min's father's brother's wife's brother's wife. What the fish la.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007


Last minute thanks to all my relatives for the "ang pows"!!!! You made me slightly richer and pushed me slightly nearer to hitting my goal of being richer than Jay Min. Jay Min won a lot of money during Chinese New Year (I haven't forgotten). That rich, lucky mosquito.

Last year I gambled,
During Chinese New Year,
Jay Min won a lot,
Is all I can remember,
Jay Min just started,
With 1 dollar,
Now all his winnings fill up,
His bloody bedroom drawer,
When he play blackjack,
Even if he's blur,
If his cards aren't good,
Its gets better and better,
When he win too much,
We change him to banker,
What the hell, in the end,
Also we become loser.

Aiks, tomorrow got assembly. Damn it. Oh, and Lin Cze, you owe me a birthday present. And I do not want condoms. Seriously.

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Saturday, January 06, 2007


Ok...since I didn't blog for such a long time.....MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS!!!!....and....HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR!!!!!.....;P

This post is mainly to thank everybody who made last Friday such a blast!

Firstly, to my Dad, Mum, Gay for Gary, and Ah Meng Koko, thanks for giving me a cake and a great celebration at midnight-Friday-morning. Thanks to Ah Meng Koko for the shirt, Ah Ma for the "ang pao" and Raymond and Suat Puoi for joining in the celebration.

Next, thanks to all my classmates who wished me that day, and special thanks to Jay Min, Lin Cze, Keat Tong, Vhimal, Kyle, Chay Ann, Yong Sheng, Vinnesh, Ervin, Samantha, Melissa, Shu Yen, Shi Yee, and Ju Ann for surprising me with another cake (really made my day), and a bigger thank you to Jay and Lin Cze for filling me up with anticipation on Thursday and probably planning the whole thing. Thanks to Pooi Cheng for the present. Thanks to Jin Wei, Julian, quite a hell lot of Form 4 people, and a lot more people from Form 5 and some other guys who were the cherry on top of the cream (or something like that....you get what I mean). Can't list all your names, because if I do, blogger might shut down (and I'm also afraid I might have missed out some people). And thanks to most of the teachers who wished me and ate some of my cake (I don't mean it in a bad way). Thanks to Daven and Goonie for wishing me when they came that night. And thanks to Sharon (Lim) for being the last the person to wish me, again (its on purpose in a friendly kind of way). Oh, and thanks to Michelle Q for letting me ponteng prefect meeting to eat my surprise cake. :D

Lastly, thanks to the big man up there, GOD, for curing me of both my cough (had it for 2 weeks) and food-poisoning (painful) on my birthday.

For all those people who I missed out, sorry and I don't mean any offense, and I'm gonna say thanks to you now! Thank you!

All in all, thanks to everybody who made Friday an unforgettable day!
THANK YOU!!!!!!

P.S: Happy 15th Birthday to Shi Yee, whose birthday is actually one day after mine, which makes her 1 day younger than me. Haha.

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