Sunday, July 30, 2006
Yesterday went to Elvina's house to practise acting for some group english oral thingy by Mr Anthony. We were suppose to practise. But after about 3 hours, all we did was decide which part of the Pencil (Form1 literature) we would act. Probably we didnt do much coz shin jye and jay min was not there. Probably we were too lazy. Actually....we were too lazy. Elvina also lazy. So what the heck, she started to yak yak yak with siu wee and khai xing. i played gunbound on her laggy computer for a while. Only interesting thing i found out yesterday is that her dad bought 2 motorbikes for her brother. WTH!!! Both bikes run on petrol, so dont play play. 1 of it has a number plate and can use on highway. the other was a Honda. so chunted! i wan to ride, but scared and decided not to....coz not my bike, not my house and scared of her dad. blek ;). I WANT MY OWN BIKE!!!!!
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Thursday, July 27, 2006
YESS!!! assessment over!!!! woohoo!!!! next up PMR trials!!! eh??? ooopppsss, i mean DAMN IT!!! -_-"
20 Cents For Laughs
2day exams over!!!! during lunch, SKT (dunno whether i should disclose his name anot, so i just put his initials la) asked me:
"Sean! if i run through that bush (actually it's a hedge), you give me how much?"
"Uuummm....50 sen"
"OK, good enough!" (so blardy cheap)
When he about to start running, i changed my mind and told him 20 sen only la, cos i didnt know he would really do it. But Mr SKT already began running. He banged into the hedge really hard (looks as if he going to fall) then somehow forced his way through. But unfortunately, he got 1 foot stuck in the hedge and did a superman on top of the hedge and then fell foward. *ouch*. Went over to him. He was in pain and clucthing his tummy but laughing at the same time. Everybody else laughing like hell. Took a while for him to get up so i put the 20 sen in his pocket when he was lying down. BEST 20 cents i spent in my life.
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Friday, July 21, 2006
Today's high was during BM period. Mr Ibrahim came in and asked us to revise our sastera. Since BM was just before break, everybody was getting hungry. Jay Min took out a RM5 bill which he was gonna use to buy food. Keat Tong snatched it away and threatened Jay Min that he will tear it. Jay thought since it was made from plastic, it won't tear, so he asked KT to go ahead. KT couldn't tear it, so he began scrunching it. Then suddenly, he ripped a third out of the RM5 note. LOL!!! The sultan's face torn in half. All of us laughing like mad (including Jay, even though it's his money). Cikgu Ibrahim asked me why we were making so much noise. KT showed him the torn RM5. He laughed with us ^^. Then he took a pair of scissors and said: "Macam ini lebih bagus!". Then, he snipped another third off the torn bill. -_-". So now we have 3 quite congruent pieces of a RM5 note.
To fix the problem, Cikgu Ibrahim asked me and KT to go get cello tape from the office. He then cello-taped the bill on 1 side only. The bill was folded in half, the cello-taped side covered. He asked Jay to spend the RM5 during break and tell him whether the canteen people accept anot. And they DID!!! Jay was laughing like mad when he got back RM4 when he bought a cup of milo. Felt so damn proud. Yet another step closer to being a proffessional con-man. ~.~
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Today, I finally found out what happened to my pair of Nike shorts that mysteriously disappeared last month. Ok, lemme start from the beginning. 1 month ago, I ask my maid to pass me my pair of Nike black shorts for PJ in school the next day. I have 2 pairs. The other pair was currently being dryed outside. My maid couldn't find my Nike shorts. Hhhmmm.........where could it be????? It wasn't in my brother's cupboard. It wasn't in my dad's closet. It wasn't in my cousin's room. So I was 100% baffled. I even considered that somehow my dog found it outside one day and decided to make it her chew toy.
So for 1 month, I had to survive with only 1 pair of black pants for PJ in school. Then, today, I found the mysterious Nike pants in my cupboard. I asked my maid where she found it. Guess where it was lying for 1 month????? She accidently left it in the dryer. LOLZ!!!! We don't usually use the dryer. Malaysian weather is hot enough to dry clothes every day. But somehow, they were using it that day and they ter-left the pants there. Hahaha. And today they wanted to use the dryer again, and they found my illusive pants in there. Anyway, I'm happy I got back my pants because their really comfortable. And I can't stand wearing the same pants on Thursday for PJ and Friday fro gerko. Very geli la..........blek ^^.........
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Monday, July 17, 2006
Today is a really interesting day. It's a day of sevens. It's the 17/7/06. Which is 77 days before PMR. 7 days before 2nd Assessment. 7 x 7 days to PMR Trial. All sevens. Haha....and all these lucky number sevens come right after I had 2 unusual encounters in the past weekend. Ok, lemme explain.
Saturday night, my dad and I wanted to catch a midnight show (Pirates of the Carribean 2 ma, must-watch show). So my mum, dad, maid and I went to Jusco to buy some tickets last minute. Mana tau we reach there and found out all 4 midnight shows were sold out. Even the front rows!!!! So in the end, we settled for 'Just My Luck'. Don't know whether my dad enjoyed it or not but heck, we got nothing else to see. When I was lining up for popcorn, my parents were standing a corner talking. My maid was watching the previews of shows on the projector-screen-thingy. I was lining up alone. Suddenly, this really beggar-looking, china-lau ah pek came and cut my line while I asked my dad what he wanted to drink etc. This lau ah pek looked really cheap and dirty. I bet you that my socks were worth more than his whole attire. His clothes look like the type you can get at the pasar malam for RM 5??? He looks like those I-sleep-next-to-a-rubbish-dump kind of guy. So I politely asked him to line up behind the queue. He scolded me back in Hokkien, saying: " What la!! I also line up like you, never do anything wrong also!!! Don't cari pasal la!". His bloody smirk made me feel like slapping him. But I didn't dare because he was quite big-sized (not muscular, large beer belly type) and I was scared of getting rabies. Anyway, he then saw my dad and started being nice to other people (my dad reckons he scared in case of fight, the other people will side him). So conclusion: That china-ah pek is a cunning retard-beggar who trys to take advantage of modern young teenagers such as myself.
Ok, that's Saturday. Here's what happened on Sunday. We went to Mid Valley to do some shopping and alter my dad's coat. While we were walking, I was somehow looking at my shoes. I don't remember why, so don't ask me. Then, when I looked up, there was another China-ah pek in front of me! This one looks like a poor but well-mannered type of person. He has a Confuscius (is that how you spell it?) type of beard. He said to me: " Please don't block my way, please". He said it as though his heart will fail if i block him. Lolz, he look really scared, and I mean really scared, life-threatening type of scared. But either way, he scared the living hell out of me. I mean, imagine walking and suddenly seing a guy in front of you, asking you not to block him in a frightened manner. Strange huh????
2 china-ah peks in 2 days in 2 shopping malls. 1 cunning wannabe-gangster/mob leader type. The other looks like he has a mental disease. hhhmmmm.....weird....
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Saturday, July 15, 2006
Its been a very long time since I last updated. Well the week went quite smoothly. Our play was ok. I repeat: ok. The Form 2's play was better. Actually our play could have been better, but due to some (as Mr Maniam puts it) "unwanted elements", I think it was quite dull. The only funny parts were Lin Cze's scene (haha), my ass-shaking scene and probably both of Yugendran and Chay Ann's fighting scene. And incidentally, these scenes (except 1 of the fighting scenes) were improvised last minute. So try to imagine how boring it would be if we followed the original script.
Teng Huei's band (or as he rather put it: Kyle's band) played quite well during the singing competition. They played 'Island in The Sun' by Weezer, which is quite a nice song. The only down for me is that Kyle's bass amp was too loud, do it drowned Teng Huei's solo. But what can I expect???? Kyle rented a monstrous amp and with the volume set to '3', he also drowned Keat Tong at times. But all in all, it was a good performance. Save the unpleasentness when they receive critism for some *ahem* people.
Since my blunder in the Science quiz, Mr Ho is treating me as if I'm a bit stupid. I think I answered only 1 or 2 out of 5 questions. Who expects me to remember the source of tannin and the common name for aluminium oxide. Ok la, for older, smarter people this sounds like chicken feed, but for me, it's not. -_-"
Anyway, Chay Ann and I wanted to play dodgeball again on friday this week, and we did. But this time wit our class people. Probably three-quarter of the class. You might think it was fun. But it wasn't. Chay Ann agreed with me that it wasn't as fun as the time we played with the Form 1s. For me, it was because of the presence of a certain "unwanted element" who was hypocratically mocking me at the start of the game. Well, I didn't enjoy the rest of the game, like the most of us (I'm referring to the rest of my possie), although *some* of the others did.
What a bad way to end a good week which involves my ass being promoted by Whay Ying to the whole world on YouTube. LOL!!! My big, round, good-for-shitting ass is on the internet for billions of people to view. Haha. Anyway, it can be said that my week ended on the same note as Zidane's career.
Haiz.
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Sunday, July 09, 2006
Sadly, the World Cup season is drawing to a close. But throughout this edition of the World Cup, I have seen equally as many skillful dribbles as funny bloopers. You know what I mean. The accidental yet hilarious mistakes by players, who will then go home and laugh at themselves when they watch the replay. Even the Star posted some funny snapshots of players during this competition. Here are some pictures of goalkeepers that I find quite funny.
This Ghanian keeper looks like he's going to bring down the opponent rugby-style. Luckily, he stopped himself in the last second and fell to the floor instead, gifting the opposition with a goal.
Unlike the Ghanian keeper, this Spanish goalkeeper could'nt resist the urge to pounce and bring that opponent down. Unfortunately, he missed by several centimetres and that French guy picked up a goal.
By the look on his face (unfortunately it's not clear), it looks as if he wants to go and lao-sai really badly. Maybe that's why he let in the penalty.
This dude must be thinking to himself: "Aaaiikkkss, i need to make a poopie....oh shit oh shit!!!! Oh, thank god, he missed it..."
so lolz man....haha....
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Saturday, July 08, 2006
I found this video at kennysia.com. It's really really funny. They're trying to imitate the girls in the miri bully case (you know, the one that came out in the papers recently). So you have to watch the bully video understand it better. But it doesn't really matter coz the video below is just really idiosyncratic (did i spell it right?). Here enjoy.
funny right??? for those who can't understand mandarin, they were saying "Did you tell anot?" repeatedly (in mandarin is "ni you mei you jiang?"). Totally sampated.
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Friday, July 07, 2006
87 more days to PMR. That's whats on my mind right now. 87 more days. 2 months and 27 days to go. That's how long I got to revise Form 1 and Form 2. That's how long I got to sloth and toil with my revision-course books. That's also how long before I can finally escape the stressful clutches of examination life. I went through this hectic lifestyle before, and that was when I was frantically preparing myself for my UPSR 3 years ago. And now, I reluctantly have to go through this tiring phase of school life again. I'm trying to work harder both in school and at home. The effects? Droopy eyes, tired body and excessive yawning (I'm averaging at least 20 yawns an hour in the morning). And a certain Maths teacher's psychological taunts are not helping me in anyway. So now I'm trying to have as much fun as I can between my fixed studying hours while I still got 2 months to go. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 1 month from now, I will undoubtedly be a dull boy. And that's a fact. So I'll enjoy now, before I have to lock myself up in my study room. But it's not that bad actually, if you try to think that the glass is half-full. The way I try to put it, suffer a month, and i can do anything the next few months.
So anyway, back to school life. The class play is moving at least. I only helped a tad bit here and there. I played football during PJ on Thursday bare-footed. And now, I have a big fat cut on my left toe. Then today, most of my classmates had joined the basketball tournament. So during gerko, I went to play volleyball with Chay Ann and Teng Huei. Totally boring. So instead we went and played dodgeball/poisonball with Elvina's gang, the Form 1s, and Chua Vee Kern. Chay Ann lived up to his expectation of throwing the ball faster than a bullet. Since I was the second paling ganas person among all of us, Chay Ann and I had to be in different groups. Chay Ann with his gorilla-strength dominated the game, so much until all the Form 1s were throwing the volleyballs at him when he lied down to rest. I also learned today, that the Form 1S girls are very loyal and obedient to Mr Ho. When they were resting, us 4 boys were kicking the volleyballs around out of sampat-ness. Then "A" came along and told us that Mr Ho said we should'nt kick volleyballs. We didn't care. "A" then took all the balls and sat on them. Our sampat-ness had sadly came to an end. We continued playing dodgeball for a little while more, this time 7 girls versus 4 guys (we continueously won of course, with Chay Ann throwing balls at 190km/h), and then went home. Fun day.
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
last nite went to chee cheong kai.....bought new pair of shoes and a t-shirt....im happy...>.<....den watch a thrilling match between england n portugal....went to penalties!!!.....me n my bro were sitting there as my cousin n my dad screamed and woop as d penalties were slowly taken....my neighbour tought we were having a party....XD....but it was really gan-cheong....portugal goalkeeper chun save 3 out of 4......then went to bed at 2am....my dad decided to sleep a while den watch brazil vs france....but my mum said us 2 bros have to zzzz....
2dat woke up at 10....not enough sleep....zzzz.....went megamall....den went to hospital to visit my cousin....he got sum inflamation of sumthin in a sumwhat place.....my father was thinking bout d medicine d doctors gave and having long un-understandable conversation wit my bro bout many medical stuff dat my incompetent mind cant understand.....so i juz stood there lyk a dumb retard...haha.....den went 4 dinner......woot,really expensive dinner.....chinese dinner for 12 costing a whopping RM2000+!!!! relative belanja....its in a restaurant in kl called EleGant......chunted.....inside got 3 huge massive fish a a large fish tank.....almost as big as a dog.....colossal......haha......d food was great......the fried egss there costs RM10 a piece.....expensive.....u know y???.....coz d chef will use maybe 4-5 eggs to cook ur egg dish.....he will fry d egg, if not good or he tinks wun taste good, he'll throw it away!!!........whoa high standards......bcoz of dat, their restaurant entered flavours magazine sumtime dis year....so he'll cook over and over again until he gets the perfect egg....crispy on the bottom, and soft/half-cooked on the top.....there is also a specific technique to consume dis special dish....one muz first eat the egg white, and then eat the yolk whole....i mean put the whole yolk in ur mouth and break the thin outer membrane of it....letting all the half-cooked yolk flow in ur mouth......way chunted....d food presentation was superb.....all-in-all, 1 of d best chinese dinners in my life.....nice....
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