Saturday, April 24, 2010
I am a pathetic blogger. LOL
2 and a half months. I think that's a new record! Go me!
Technically, I should be updating more often now, since I'm stuck in a desolated pig hole of a town during the weekdays where going out at night is suicidal. An asian dude got stabbed in Clayton (that's where I am btw) last Tuesday at 8am. Peak hour. So yea, imagine the place when it's dark. LOL
Anyway, major updates since my last post:
I've enrolled myself in Monash Clayton (that happened like 2 months ago). And I'm having an awesome time in uni. :) Only thing I 'dislike' (in other words hate) bout my course is all the sociology and personal health things we're forced to learn. And the fact that Monash is in Clayton, a place more boring than the creases in Lin Cze's abdominal fatty layers.
he's referring to our inexperience in sex btw. which indirectly means our high rate of virginity. LOL
WTF at masturbation stats
Oh speaking bout that, SORRY LOW LIN CZE. For whatever thats pissing you off. haha. I'll make it up to you when I get back. =) Heck, I'll even pay for your enrolment in gym. Or liposuction. Whichever you want. Not that you need it, I mean. I'm just saying. hoho
Mmmmm, anyway, back to my unstructured post. People in Monash are way awesome. As in the other people in my cohort. 330 of us, with large diversity. Whites, asians, curries (slang for indians, which technically fits under asian, but everybody here somehow only relates the word 'asian' to yellow people), africans, and singaporeans. Singaporeans get a special group because they form like the majority of the international student quota and they do more studying than the whole cohort put together. lol
So yea uni life is awesome I guess. Our contact hours (average 28 hours a week, but it changes every week -.-) don't really give us much time to socialise with other people from other courses, so everyone thinks we're snobbish. But we prove them wrong now and then with alcohol based events.
Such as MedCamp. I didn't go for that, but apparently loads of shit happened. For example, this is my friend Nathan.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=1405279016277&subj=701716046
[Sorry I dont know how to embed fb videos here lol]
If, you dont wanna watch it, its him dancing Gee Gee while he was drunk in tight under and skimpy clothes. Besides that, he gave CPR to a suitcase, then a fire extinguisher hanging on a wall and apparently he stuffed his head down a rubbish bin as well.
Who say Med kids can't party eh? LOL
Hmmm what else? OH, we just made a French friend! random shizz I know, but yea. Raymond's friend met him at a bar. So now, all of us know him. lol. He's backpacking across aussie but his ride out of melbourne got screwed so he's stuck in melbourne til he can find a life to the great ocean road then to adelaide and perth. hahaha. He's used to go to a sports uni, and he's pretty damn awesome in badminton. He came to badminton with me last Sunday and he whooped everyone except Danny, who he probably can beat if he had practice the last 10 months or so. Haha
Ok, on to a new topic.....I visited the Alfred last Wednesday! It's a hospital and we had a site visit there. Got to interview a patient who has the most messed up heart ever. He had all possible major heart operations possible in the last 16 years. haha. Then we got bored, so our 5th year guide ended up cannulating Nathan for fun. Which means he stuck a needle up the back of Nathan's hand (it's those needles with holes to attach tubes/IV drips to). He had to do it in a storeroom since it was "off the record". And the 5th year missed the first time he put the needle in, so he had to readjust the needle in Nathan's vein for a while. LOL
That's about it I guess.
Oh and one last thing....I officially got kicked out of the singles group by Jay, CA, Sheng and the rest. I dont wanna write more, but I guess you can work out what that means. =)
I promise promise promise promise I'll update more. Hoho
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