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Wednesday, May 31, 2006


haha...yesterday,2day and tomoro got mr ho extra class in skool....haiz tak cukup tidur....my eyes so droopy...anyway 2day went 4 class....2day we revised on simple machines wich is form 2 work....halfway mr ho explaining, yogi bear's hp ring....nice loud music....after dat, mr ho keep kacau him edi....den continue teach teach teach....den suddenly ask phillip the brainless 2 stop playing wit his hp....ok lo....continue teaching....since she's (yes she, vhi,kt and me have made a theory dat phillip is actually a transexual, but its a long story.....) brainless, she continue playing hp again...then mr ho scold again....continue again....play again....scold and this time he walks out....yep he walked out....leaving us wit nothing to do 4 bout another hour in class....thx to d dumb transexual....mr ho been veri veri veri emo this year....


anyway we forced her to apologise and get mr ho back...in d end he came back....then gave us a short lecture.....dat says we're the worst batch of students he received bla bla bla, d best batch is patrick's year bla bla bla, they can do so many things but we cannot, the last worst batch was michelle ng's batch bla bla bla, but at least they willing to work bla bla bla, they came back everi day in holiday to study bla bla bla, but we oni come back 3 days bla bla bla, blames us for not organizing more extra classes (uummm he's the teacher, he suppose to organize, y muz we do 4 him?!?!?!?!).....all in all, he's saying we're useless and incompetent....den he went on bout consistency, moderation and rest....toking bout dis 3 words so powerful....(coz he created it)....n so happy coz patrick mention dis 3 words wen he came back to give a speech....he love patrick so much, mite as well marry him.....den they will produce more phillips.....lol....wakakaka......


anyway, i wasnt listening to his talk of how useless we are....i was half asleep half awake, in my own world....zzzzz...then bout 5-7 mins later i snapped back to reality and continue listening to wat he was teaching....bout simple machines....but throughout d class...me,vhi,kt and jay toking quietly in the corner...haha....then at d end of d class, he ask a question dat he thought we couldnt answer since we were useless....everyone quiet.....so he ask the transexual.....i tinking slowly....then i tell d answer.....he keep quiet then continue bomb-ing the rest of the class then show d answer....same wit mine....den tok finish oni say "heh sean, u get the rite answer ah? u tink urself wan ah?"....swt....so under-estimating me......but i quite happy...coz he gave another lecture...jay min kiking my chair coz i tak kena their lecture,coz i got d rite answer.....wakakaakkakakakakaka.......


after class played basketball....den i took my grandad out for lunch....after dat went home...blek..:D...


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Monday, May 29, 2006


haha....sampat mood...here sum pics of pictures of sum of me classmates, teachers and an often said proverb...



~keat tong~

~jay min~


~vhimal~

~mr edwa*d~


~yugendran~

uummm...no details for this verse....wakakaka....




~chay ann~




~pn pun*tha~

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2day went 2 jusco 2 watch movie wit vhi,kt,ca,sheng,ca bro and sheng bro....i went abit early coz no other transport...lol so i went to chat wit raymond in padini....got quite a nice bag there...dunno wan buy anot...haha then i went lepaking....in d end the other guys came and we met at mc'd....me, ca and his bro ate at mc'd....other's went to nandos....i didnt wan 2 go 2 nandos coz last time i went there, the waiter supposedly said "lancau" wen i ask 4 bill....screw him....anyway after lunch went to watch movie....x men 3....went in cinema, damn happy coz our seats rite in middle...short-lived joy....bhind us got a group of gurls hu cannot stop toking...movie start oso tok tok tok....samore tok so loud....but still we enjoyed the movie....damn chun show.....wit damn chun special effects....worth while....then had to go home straight away coz no transport....haha....


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Sunday, May 28, 2006


ok....tonite has been quite a funny nite....lol....my dad ask me to practice my saxophone coz exam coming...so practice lo....then bee bee, the bull mastive, started howling everytime i took a rest.....summore her howling got intonation....as if she singing wit my song....haha...so cute....after dat went upstairs....ah meng koko a.k.a the fei zai, and his fren were watching football....my team vs malaysia....haha....my team is a football team made up of sum young ppl chosen my the singh dat tok in espn....lol....at half-time my team leading 1-0....den i went in my room...came out wen the match bout 70 mins in edi....watch watch watch....in the end finished 2-1, malaysia winning....lol....during dat period of 20 mins....i saw 4 players being carried out by a strecther...means average 1 player carried out every 5 mins.....damn fragile man malaysian ppl....haha....d match oso had alot of 'lan'.....got maz-lan, raz-lan, and the funniest see-lan....wich translates to see uummm u noe, the boy down there la....;P..


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Friday, May 26, 2006


haha yesterday i snapped my specs in half...lol.....so last minute quickly go jusco make new 1....getting it tomoro...~_~...


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Thursday, May 25, 2006


at last i have d time 2 update this blog....been busy 4 2 straight weeks....but at last im in a veri good mood....exams are juz over!!!!!....and mid terms are coming up in 2 days....woot....thank god....den pn nadinah said pass up projek after d hols...phew...anyway im juz enjoying life at d moment....b4 pmr mania kicks in....hehe...


yea n last last sunday i got a new dog!...a female bull mastive....massive dog....huge and clumsy....loadz of saliva...4 those hu dunno wat a bull mastive is, i'll describe.....got watch sinbad the cartoon movie??? the dog there....sherlock holmes dog is also one....if u still dunno, it looks like a pug but 10 times bigger....hehe...but sadly after 2 weeks, we're giving it back to its previous owner....reason???....ok here are some stuff we notice...its eyes are giving out alot of discharge (pus...u noe the stucky stuff wen u got a infection?)....dat means its eyes got infection sumwhere....anyway d owner said it dun dare climb stairs....hhmmm, a 3 year old dog scared of stairs.....den wen it was wit us, it fell into a drain....lol....scared man...both my maids had to pull her out....damn heavy....den if wave at her, she wun react, call her oni react....in the end we concluded dat she is semi-blind....so we giving her back...
anyway i getting a new dog again!!! most prob a puppy!!! hehe muz b cute....


btw, pls comment on the new blog skin...hehe...wan to change samore....not so nice dis skin....and i'll post a pic of beebee (dun ask me y), d bull mastive we're bout to give back, next time...;D


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Friday, May 12, 2006


haiz...ok la im over my dog edi....anyway next topic....this whole week i keep on getting irratated by teachers around me....at home and in skul....here's the top 3 teachers hu annoys me constantly....


3) Ian- my irratating saxophone teacher.....easily annoyed....and easily annoying....always go "NONO!!! u always blow wrong....bla bla bla.....u blow like this (blows as if nvr play saxophone b4)...u muz blow like this (blows properly.....mocking my patience)"......den he gave me a piece to practice 4 me exam....veri hard piece wich he always scold me 4 not playing properly.... tiba-tiba wen original piece come....totally diff from the score he gave me....turns out mr ian tranposed the piece 3 semitones lower by accident.....swt........


2) Mr Edward Tan- yes my maths teacher is exceptionally irratating....main reason is because he is a SEXIST.....oni go and help gurls.....he always go help gurls, den any boy call him, he wun listen....any other gurl call....vvvvoooommmmm.....F1 car fly so fast to the gurl......samore cari pasal.....all the boys din change pj on time.....kena scolding.....ok lo....ma we quickly go change....tiba-tiba door opens and king kong comes in.....we were lyk in our underpants "wth????we changing la sir...."....he replies " u not changing....u toking....(toking while changing is apparently a sin)....u dun change faster i will tell mr gary not 2 let u have pj (note to self: mr selva teach us pj, not mr gary.....and we oni went on toilet for bout 2 mins...)"....he stands there waiting for us to change....ask him to go out coz wan change pants....duwan go....gay......wen went back to class.....realised oni scold us.....few gurls change late tak kena ape-ape pun....pure sexism....


1) and the top of the list is my class teacher: Pn Punitha- lebih.....first incident is she rudely ask me to sit down wen i told her cyber cafe no printer.....den every sejarah period....."Sean stop toking..."....i not toking or toking oso my name come out....kt tok, i kena....jay tok, kt kena.....i tok, jay kena....we 3 shaddap...she dun scold other ppl for toking...there muz be a tumor in her brain....even pn faridah noe....not us everi time noisy....its the 2 sadist in front noisy....but no....any toking in the class means its us 3 toking......smart.....samantha or vhimal toking- "Sean, apa buat bising ini?"....."cher, not me la".... "eh saya dengar kamu cakap, kamu cakap bukan u"......geram....anyway i can teach sejarah betta than her....all she does is read wat the text book write....word for word....she dun even use her own words or give extra info....juz read the text book....in a boring dull tone....den wednesday ask sejarah questions.....she ask: " Siapa pemimpin Melayu yang telah dibunuh di Batu Pahat oleh PKM?".....no1 answer coz there was no answer....i oso noe....text book got say sumone got killed....but din write name....answer: "Kiai Salleh"........den i tell her: " cher, Kiai Salleh is the pemimpin hu bangun menentang PKM kerana pembunuhan tersebut....dia tidak menentang kerana dinasihati oleh Dato Onn Jaafar...."....reply: " Tak ade la....ini soalan PMR 1999, tentu tak boleh salah jawapan....kiai salleh telah dibunuh pkm"....i take out text book, find the page and show her.....there got kiai salleh picture...date of death : 1959......we merdeka 1957.....he die after merdeka.....pkm so long b4 merdeka.....doink.....she couldnt balas my bukti....so she said sumthin oni sum1 stupid will say: " the text book is wrong....my workbook is rite"....yes, the government is apparently stupider than pn punitha...punitha is cleverer than hishamuddin....great....den start marah me...coz wrong answer......geram......(note to self: 1999 PMR question, my bro dat time oso std 6.....dey change the syllabus how many times eh???....smart teacher....even past year question paper book din include 1999 paper la......doink....i go take my father text book and ask u question u can answer anot????....of course cant la....how u noe the answer????....sure old workbook and latest text book diff la....)........den yesterday so pandai cari pasal.....kacau me say im wrong, she's rite......over edi still wan kacau......gggrrrr.....stupid vampire....


so those are the top 3 annoying,irratating teachers in my life......


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Monday, May 08, 2006


NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


omg....every where got ppl dying....first stella died 2 days b4 chinese new year......mio carditis....den my dad's cousin died in an accident....den yesterday, jin wei's dad from heart attack....shocking...........condolences man.....den 2day, my dog, KING, died....so sad....omg....he was sick for few days....din eat 4 3 days n couldnt walk....yesterday forced him to eat medicine and forced him to drink sum lactose-free milk....he spat them out and reluctantly swallowed some....den 2day, vet came.....jab him and gave medicine.....he suprisingly ate the medicine and den ate 1 full tong of food.....den suddenly, he got up and started walking lyk nothing happened at all.....maids were surprised n followed him.....he went 2 the garden to sniff around.....den suddenly lao sai den lie down.....after dat die lyk dat oni.....omg.....wen i saw his dead body...i hampir pengsan.......i mean how will u feel if u see ur dog lying there dead???....i was shaken man....den my dad came.....we put him in a sack and then buried him in the jungle in front of my hse...i cant believe he died....*sniff*.....im at a lost 4 words........


GOOD BYE KING!!!!! MAY U REST IN PEACE!!!! I'LL MISS U.......


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Thursday, May 04, 2006


2day, i learned abit bout our new principal.....MrJimmy Ng.....he's 57.....he luks lyk our old mandarin teacher, Mr Lau....abit bull-doggish....according to mr ho, me is a tae-kwan-do expert....he can walk on a hand stand....dunno true anot....luks 2 old and doesnt luk fit.....he oso coaches gymnastics kua....true meh????!?!.....mayb....coz he's pretty interested wit everi pj lesson.....everyday sure c him rounding and watchin d morn pj lessons.....2day he came down durin my pj n tok wit some ppl....><.....i tink dats it....oh yea, 1 more thing....mr ho says he is a strong christian......oooooo.....dats y he has "jimmy" as his first name, according 2 mr ho.....but dat doesnt mean anything....i have a christian name but im not a christian....haha....den drifted off to another story wich ended wit us finding out dat mr chan's first name is "james".....oOoOoOoO.......


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Wednesday, May 03, 2006


cant really tink of any interesting topics to type bout....so i crammed all d stuff dat happened yesterday and 2day....uuummm....we got new principal.....1 old stern-looking guy name Mr Jimmy Ng.....he's from batu gajah and he has a big beer belly....:p.....mr ho gave us a gud impression of him pushing out his belly against the railing.....haha....then next thing is, i have 2 finish my seni projek by next week.....impossible.....den mr edward canceled maths extra class....uuummm i tink dats all for tuesday.....
ok den on wednesday (2day)......puan nadinah punk'd all of us.....swt....yep an old lady playing a trick on us wich left us bamboozled....she told us to pass up our geografi projek by friday....den started scolding us 4 not completing even half of it.....den at d end....started laughing....we were lyk ~_^....said she was juz joking....haha so sampated....den mr edward came in....told us dat mr jimmy was veri strict....den started teaching....gurls ask question, he straight away there, boys ask, muz wait 1 century....unless u call him using a female name....such as mrs, miss, madam and etc.....:D.....straight answer......den we had 2 periods of d blooming old man....as usual....time pass veri slowly.....after dat had puan faridah....we sort of made her annoyed....coz wen she explaining, alot ppl toking, she shaddap, everyone shaddap......in the end she gave work, everyone shaddap.....weird eh??? tok wen teacher tok but wen teacher let us tok, we quiet....free period next....ibrahim absent....den sejarah, where we had to hand up our projeks....some din bring or finish, lyk kt and vhi...vhi couldnt finish coz his comp crashed and oni started on sunday....miracle if he could finish so fast....kt printer down so have to get ppl to help him....but pn punitha still decided to cut their marks, coz she reckoned dat dey could went to cyber cafe to finish their projeks and print it there....i happened to be there, so i told her: "cyber cafe got no printer la cher, all games wan....".......she replied: "sean, pls go back to ur seat"(she gave me a rude look)....in the end....everyone in the class convinced her dat cyber cafe no printer.....except d 2 irratating "girls" in front....keep telling miss vampire to cut alot ppl marks....bloody sadists..... dey themselves ask vampire to postpone the deadline abit coz dey couldnt finish in time....5 star hypocrisy.......so since cyber cafe couldnt print, she said dey should have gone to photo shop to type and print there.....swt.....haiz....wan to minus juz say la....
so in the end, alot ppl minus marks....(i tak kena though)....last period free period again, mr selva absent.....so finished al our hw den.....eventful day....


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