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Monday, August 31, 2009


OK I'm going to rant now.

Why? Because I'm quite high today after finishing drama. Booyah! And also, I scrapped my knee during my drama performance, so the stinging red patch on my knee is sort of giving me a kick in the arse to say something.

But the main reason why I wanna rant is because a certain group in Malaysia is TRYING TO
BAN MICHAEL LEARNS TO ROCK from performing in Malaysia.

MICHAEL LEARNS TO ROCK, okay.... Ban the Pussycat Dolls, I can understand (even though I don't agree to any banning of concerts), but MLTR?!?!?!?!??



Honestly, I can see no reason to ban Michael Learns To Rock. They're like legends of love songs, not promoters of satanism and sexy clothes (not that I mean satan wears sexy clothes of course).

Like come on....

They're certain things in Malaysia that I don't agree to, but I can understand why they happen.

For instance,


I don't agree with the level of enthuasiasm at this rally, but maybe it was a hot day and the people there were too tired to show their support. I understand.





I totally disagree with a Chinese guy with a belly in slacks playing an electric guitar, but heck maybe it's his dream to be a rock star. I understand.




I totally oppose that dude's someone-just-poked-my-hips-and-pulled-my-scrotum face on that cover, but it's probably a marketing strategy to sell more books. I UNDERSTAND.


Ok, I'm feeling a little lazy to continue explaining further cases, but here's a few more examples of stuff that I think shouldn't be banned in Malaysia but can understand why they are. You probably can work out the issue I'm talking about.





If your IQ is that of a baboon or you're Chay Ann, I'll give you a hint: the pictures are dealing with the same issue. Oh, btw, if you're reading this....What's up Chay Ann? :) haha how's life? lol

Ok, back to the main point. If My Chemical Romance was allowed to perform in Malaysia, I can not, I repeat, can not not not not not not not see a reason why Michael Learns To Rock can't.



I mean, those people who oppose MLTR performing probably can set some performance rules for them like they did for Linkin Park, but I doubt MLTR can even come close to breaking any of them (except rule number 1. Hell, I break rule number 1 every day of my life in Malaysia).

So let's try putting MLTR through the Linkin Park rule checklist.

Rule Number 1:
NO WEARING SHORT PANTS TO PERFORM. ALL PANTS MUST COVER THE LEGS FULLY.


Rule Number 2:
NO SCREAMING. (lolllll??? I wonder how Linkin Park abided this rule)



Rule Number 3:
NO JUMPING. (yeah statue rock concert!)



Rule Number 4:
NO RUDE GESTURES



In my opinion, rule number 4 is pretty reasonable, but I would still prefer no rules to be placed at all. And as a matter of interest, if me and any of my friends were to form a band that sings love songs, I think we'll probably be in jail getting rotan lashes right now.

Neways, except for rule number 1, I think MLTR can easily obey every other rule even if they have voice amplifiers implanted into their throats and springs attached to their shoes.

So my final and obvious verdict:
JUST LET MLTR PLAY IN MALAYSIA LAR. doink

Alright done. Ranting mode over. Sleeping mode on.

buhbye

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Monday, August 24, 2009


We had a full dress rehearsal for drama today! We're gonna perform next week in front of 2 HOI tutorials, so we had to like practice the performance real time in proper performance conditions. And I decided to bring my camera along to rehearsal for fun. haha =)

Warning: I look really really really chubby and fat in the pics. For some reason. Anyhoos, I can assure you guys that even though I've been packing a lot of pounds, I'm actually not that round. Honestly. haha




Alan using make-up to paint a unibrow. LOL.



Cynthia, Sean, Sherry. This is sort of my costume - without the jeans (I'll be wearing shorts) and with a white shirt. =)




Haha you can find weird random costume stuff in the drama room. Like this witch's hat with sewn on grey hair. lol


Quote Alan: "Sean, you look like a giant baby!" hahahahahahahaha




Alan, Sean


Sean, Cynthia, Alan. Cynthia's the main character, I'm playing the timid part of her mind and Alan's her violent alter-ego. haha



Sean, Jan, Alan. Jan's supposed to be a horny teacher in the performance, but we've decided to cut her horniness. haha



Haha overall our rehearsal was OK I guess. Roger only wrote half a page of comments and suggestions. Which according to him is an achievement. Haha! Our run time's 9 mins 47 seconds, which is good because the maximum time limit is 10 minutes. Brilliant. =)

I'll try to record our performance next week and upload it if I can. Haha.

Oh and since we're on the topic of drama and stuff, I'm going to watch Jersey Boys with Gary, Cheng Lin and Yii Min tomorrow. It's like a singing stage performance. Woohoo! =)

monkeyatschul


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Wednesday, August 19, 2009


Vhimal says:
*BASTARD!

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*yes bitch?

Vhimal says:
*my underwear is friggin circulating FACEBOOK

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*LOL

Vhimal says:
*you turkeys poophole!
*lol
*hahahaha

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*haha eh

Vhimal says:
*good times man
*good times

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*i got one more vid where jays raping u and ur pants fell down
*i didnt post that cos its more ass revealing
*ahahaha

Vhimal says:
*sean...didnt you know....im madly in love with you
*we're the best macha's the world has seen
*:):)

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*its the continuation of that scene in facebook
*LOL

Vhimal says:
*sean numbero uno!
*(thumbs up)
*lolx

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*bullshit u called me bastard to say hello
*up yours
*that vids going up tonight
*ahahahaha

Vhimal says:
*HAHAHA
*F*** YOU
*i'll fly to australia for free
*and butthump the rectum out of you wei
*lol
*that video is to be deleted
*and forgotten
*its blasphemy

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*how u flying here for free?

Vhimal says:
*god will not like it
*my father
*hehe

*unicef sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*LOL
*so ure gonna waste ur free trip to come and butthump me
*u wanna take revenge on what jay did to u on me isit?
*akakakakaka

Vhimal says:
*hahahaha
*good point
*the both of you are gonna get it la
*lol


An example of the intelligent conversations we have in Malaysia. Hahahahaha thanks for the 5 minutes of vulgarity and laughter Vhi. =)


P.S: If you're wondering where you can catch Vhimal in his sexy triangular piece of cloth, the vid's right beneath this post. Cheers Vhi =P


monkeyatschul

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Posting it on Facebook isn't enough. So here it is again. haha =)

Neways, here's some updates on life.

My HOI essay's done and dusted with. Handing that up on Friday. That means I don't have to study HOI again for the rest of the year (and my life) unless I wanna do HOI Advanced at the end of the year. Awesome

Literature essay questions are coming out on Monday though. Meaning we have about a month to plan and write crap on The Quiet American and The Overcoat. =/ oh well. I guess it could have been worse if both HOI and Literature came out at the same time.

Oh, and I'm also busy with applications again. I'm going for another shot at applying to the glorious nation of US and A. Wish me luck ;)

Other than that, life's been great! Birthday dinners, movies, crapping and skipping HOI lectures. =)

and not forgetting....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE TEH RUEI PERN!!!!

Haha, have a good one dude. *ahem*'s waiting for you tonight with a big gift and song dedication again. =P ahahahaha

monkeyatschul


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Thursday, August 13, 2009


I know this is freaking old, but I have nothing much to blog about. So....

Boom Cha Cha Chi Chi Cha



*drools* I love Australian underwear commercials. haha





PARODY



LOL. These guys appeared on the news for doing this. Haha! Even their teacher joined in. rofl
Note: This happened in an all-boy Australian school. ehem Phillip. LOL

monkeyatschul

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Monday, August 03, 2009


Hey

So last Friday was kinda an eventful day for me.


I fell sick somewhere in the middle of last week. Had a bout of cough, then fever, and then flu. Everything came one by one. haha


Scared that I had swine flu, I went to see the doctor on Friday (I skipped a Chemistry tute. =] BRILLIANT). Neways, the doctor didn't really do any tests on me but he said my symptoms weren't severe enough for me to have swine flu. Right...whatever


After my checkup, I attended my Chemistry lecture. God it was so freaking cold in the lecture theatre. It was even colder than outside, and it's winter. Stupid air-conditioning.


So I kinda fell asleep during the lecture because I felt feverish. And somewhere during the break in the lecture, the lecturer actually called my name.


"I need to see Sean Tan Xia Xern."
"Sean, Sean, where are you??"
"Sean, I need to see you"
"Is Sean here?"


And everybody nearby me was sort of calling my name I think. I can't really remember, I was really sleeping. haha. Then Aaron shouted my name from across the room and I jerked awake, causing my highlighters and papers to fly to the floor. LOL


Neways, after classes, I went over to the Trinity dining hall for Trinity's Social Night. Long event short, there were performances, games, some food, and a DANCE FLOOR. The bands that performed played awesome music, but sadly had only average vocals. But the dance floor was brilliant. Loud music, a large enough crowd of people and dancing lecturers. BRILLIANT.

[Pictures from Wee Lee]

First band played I Got A Feeling and New Divide. Music=Great. Vocals=Imagine me in the shower. I mean the top part of me in the shower. You horny bastards.

Second band. All-Indonesian. Don't know what's the first song they played but it was awesome. Second song was Matchbox Twenty-3AM. Couldn't hear the lyrics

Teachers/Chaperones (from left): Allan Lim (my Math 2 tutor), Rosemary (drama teacher), Janusz (HOI teacher), Glen Jennings (the Academic Officer who translates ancient Chinese literature. Yea, he's more Chinese than I am), an Accounting tutor whose name I don't know (haha)

Dance floor. Notice the circled figure. Compare with previous picture. LOL


The Albert House peeps


We left midway through Social Night and went to Melbourne Central to watch Public Enemies. I found the movie slow and confusing. Everyone in the movie other than Christian Bale and Johnny Depp looked alike to me. Haha

Woke up Saturday at 1pm and treated Alex at Meat and Wine for his birthday. Then, Alex and Thuan Tzen came over and played PlayStation 2. LOL. Tekken. =) We had dinner in the city and went over to Cheng Lin's place for Wii. Awesome Otaku day. haha

Woke up on Sunday with a sore right arm from Wii tennis. hahaha

And school started again today. woopeedee....

monkeyatschul


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