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Sunday, August 27, 2006


Last night, went for Jin Wei's birthday party. Tumpang Keat Tong's car there because I dunno where's Jin Wei's house. Haha. Those who attended were me, Keat Tong, Jay Min, Julian, Chee Siang, Yong Sheng and all of Jin Wei's cousins. Lolz.

While we were there, we:
1) played Playstation 2
2) played online games
3) played blackjack and "chou dai di" (where the loser will get whack on the head by a big inflated football)
4) played "the water game"
5) played "King"
6) played futsal

Quite fun! Here are the pictures!!!! Enjoy!

Pls note: Pictures which seem weird are actually dares which had to be done while playing "King".

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Playing online games on Jin Wei's laptop

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PS2 history: Yong Sheng getting his ass kick by Jin Wei's 7-year-old brother

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The intensity of playing PS2

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ME spanking Chee Siang's head

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A boy and his cake

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Birthday boy pulling out the candles with his mouth

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Playing the water game

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Jay Min dancing and singing around Keat Tong

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Keat Tong dancing and singing around Jay Min in the background

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ME, the ass-spanker, spanking Jay Min's ass

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ME, the ass-spanker, spanking Julian's ass

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Naugthy little Jin Wei....what are you rubbing?????

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Group Pic with Jin Wei's coussies!!!!!!

monkeyatschul


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Saturday, August 26, 2006


I did this How-Un-Malaysian-Are-You-Test at Kenny Sia. Haha. These are my results.

Congratulations Sean, you are 43% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...

Michelle Yeoh!

How Un-Malaysian Are You?


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Friday, August 25, 2006


OK...so most you guys know that my dad's a doctor. Well, being a doctor, he gets many free (and sometimes weird) stuff from medicine companies. I guess the medicine companies are trying to promote themselves through these free "gifts". Anyway, this post is gonna be about some of the free stuff my dad received.

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Item number 1: A flippy pen

The SIM card shows you how big it is.

On the side of this flippy pen, there is a small black button.

The beady black thing is the button.

And when you press the button, this happens:


Yeah!!! The pen flips out!!!! WOOT!!!!!

Idea of the flippy pen=Simple and good.


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Item number 2: Cool-gadget-thingy-that-I-don't-know-what's-it-called

Looks like perfume huh???

Dunno what it is???? It is a very special combo item containing a pen and a calculator!!!!

Looks so high-class right????

And the best part about this "gift" is it can turn 180 degrees!!! CHUNTED!!!!!

YEAH!!! spin spin spin!!!!

So cool-gadget idea=ROCKS!!!!


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Item number 3: A huge pen.

The SIM card next to the pen again is to show you how big it is.

You probably be thinking: " OK, this should be nice." But unfortunately, this pen has weird quotations on it, which indirectly promotes a certain medicine for your nose, called FLIXONASE. Here's 1 of them:

For the doctor who "NOSE" best???? Too checky and lame for me.

Next phrase please:

Now your patients have more reasons to smile ("smell"). Shouldn't add in the smell part.

So summary of this idea: Pen=good, quotations=not so good.


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Item number 4: A notebook.

It may seem a normal notebook at first. But actually, this notebook is actually trying to promote vaccinations through weird superhero characters. Example:

presenting: MR CHICKEN HEAD

next up: MADAM BUMBLEBEE

Then, they had weird pages in them with the title: "The Protectors"

The Protectors???

The back cover of the book sported this very lame/childish logo:

Yeah...Go Protectors GO!!!!! -_-"

OK. So message to the medicine company who invented "The Protectors": Not a good idea. Especially if you make MR CHICKEN HEAD the leader of "The Protectors".

monkeyatschul


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Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Today had Science extra class as usual. Boring.

Mr Ho explaining boring Science. Refraction of light or something. Yawnz.

Mr Ho's boring explanation of the human digestive system. Yawnz X2.

After class, ate breakfast at the canteen.

MMMMmmmm.....nasi lemak

While they were eating, 3 murals (?) were being painted outside. Our class had the honour of doing 1 of them. Here's the first one:

HHHmmmm......so patriotic....

And the next one....

WHOAH!!!!! This one rocks wei! Look so chunted.....

OK....now I finally present to you, the beautiful mural done by the group of students from our class, 3S:

!!!!!!!!!!~> lolz....by the looks of it, the progress of this mural is way behind...come on guys, buck up!!!! Don't jatuhkan the maruah of our class!!!!

Lolz anyway, after eating we went to Jusco to buy a football. Shared equally between everybody. Quite good ball. LOLZ. Ate McDonald's after that.*drool*. On the way back I saw something really weird.....


Why in Mr Jimmy's name are those 2 traffic light arrows pointing diagonally?????? Am I suppose to assume that the cars turning right are expected to fly north-east whereas the ones turning left are wanted underground???? Clear proof of Acmar's bad development...*Tsk Tsk*...

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006



Create polls and vote for free. dPolls.com

Come on Teng Huei!!!! We'll see who wins. Don't cheat by voting for yourself too many times.


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YEA HOLIDAYS!!!!!
Usually holidays bring only 1 meaning......

SLEEP FEST!!!!!!!!

Waking up before 12 noon is always considered torture for me nowadays. Need 11 or 12 hours of sleep at night before I feel syok enough to wake up.But unfortunately I'm in Form 3 now. So 3 out of my 7 days of rest has been taken up by extra classes. And I sort of have freaking tuition everyday! WTH! But anyway I still get to enjoy staying up late at night. Hehe.

Oh yea...I'm not gonna post any pics of the prom...coz I'm to blardy lazy to get them off Jay Min's blog and Lin "The Durian" Cze friendster...haha...so sorry all....;P

Anyway...Jin Wei's having a party this Saturday in his house....HELL YEAH!!!! Parties always rawks!!! WOOOOHHH!!! ALL TO JIN WEI'S HOUSE!!!!!!!

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Saturday, August 19, 2006


WOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! IM HIGH!!!!!!!
Last week of the term = Best week ever.

Monday I had my saxophone exam. Since it's over, my stress level go down by like 30%.

Tuesday was normal. Only event was Mr Haja's farewell party. (Yea, he left the school)

Wednesday had basketball friendly match between our school and Kwang Hua Private. Great match, which we ended up winning by like 9 or 10 points.

Thursday was normal.

Friday was the best. Went to school, but didn't study (except for Mr Ho's period and half of Mr Anthony's period). Everyone playing with handphones and listening to MP3 and watching "Constatine" on Mr Edward's laptop. Last day of school mah, must relax. Even Mr Maniam didn't confisicate anything, even though he saw handphones and MP3 players lying around the class. Then, that night (which actually is last night) was PROM!!!! Yea, I always loved the prom. But wasn't that happy few hours before it because I wasn't allowed to bring the camera (mum said I will lose it) and I was wearing Arabian clothes (wasn't feeling unhappy at the start actually, towards prom only unhappy). Then suddenly I had some last minute weird feeling about wearing them. The theme was Arabian, so I wore Arabian. But I was the only bloody fella following the theme. Eveyone else came in normal formal clothes. So out of place. At least my hair was OK (I went to the saloon in Jusco before Prom). Anyway the performances were GREAT!!!! And this year's dancefloor was longer than the previous Proms. 1 hour and 15 minutes of dancing! Went hyper. Sweating, screaming, jumping non-stop. Summore my "Arabian" shirt was quite thin. So it change from this colour, to this colour. All thanks to my sweat. -_-".But I really enjoyed myself last night. Haha. All in all.....PROM ROCKS!!!!!!!!

PS: Will upload photos as soon as I receive them from Jay and Lin Cze. (The effects of not bringing the camera to prom) ~.~'

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Monday, August 14, 2006


Just had my saxophone exam. Went Ok la. I think I can pass. While waiting for my turn to enter the examination room, I saw Wen Yee (correct ke the spelling?), you know, the Form 2 girl, walking out of the examination room. Lolz. The examiner's name was John Well. Yet another John. It's as if 90% of the male English community is named John. John Smith, John Green, John Well. So not-creative la. Cant English people improvise their names???? John can be changed to Johnny, Jon, Johnson, etc etc. But no, they just have to go with John. -_-"

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I saw this thing at Teng Huei's blog decided to try it out. It's called "The Penis Name Generator". LOL, here are my results.

Your Penis Name Is...
King Kong


KING KONG?!?!?!?!?! WTH?!?!?!?!??!?!! That's just so wrong. @_#"

Anyway, for all you other guys who read my blog, go try it out ~> Penis Name Generator.

Mighty Joe Young would sound more pleasant than King Kong to me....

monkeyatschul

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Hell YEAH!!!!!! Liverpool beat Chelsea's big arse yet again! Wahahaha, being a Liverpool supporter, I'm blardy happy right now. 2-1 is the final score. Riise and Crouch scored for Liverpool whereas Shev-whatever-the-rest-of-his-name-is scored for Chelsea.

WAHAHA!!!!! IN YOUR FACE CHELSEA!!!!!! ^^

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Saturday, August 12, 2006


Watched Garfield 2 just now. OK la, not to say very good, yet not bad, just OK. But not worth to watch in cinema, buy pirated DVD also no difference from watching in cinema.

Had a few slip-of-the-tongues during English classes last week which were very funny. Some students supposed to read or recite stuff, but they said it too fast so it sounded different and funny, in a wrong way. Example:

A was reading a poem called "The Lake Isle Of Innisfree". Many should remember it as the Form 1 poem which makes no sense at all when you read it the first few times. The correct line was (might not be 100% exact words, but the meaning same):
I shall arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
etc etc....
The way A read it, it sounded like:
"I shall arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And I shall have a piss there, for piss comes dripping slow,
etc etc...."

haha....ok next.....

B and C were acting for oral test. They were acting a scene from the Form 1 short story "The Pencil", where B was the principal and C was the student. C supposedly cut someone wit his pen-knife. B was interrogating C. Well B talked a bit too fast, and it sounded quite wrong. The original line was:
"C, do you have a pen-knife? I would like to sharpen my pencil."
It came out as:
"C, will you be my wife? I would like to sharpen my pencil"

lolz....sounds very wrong...because both B and C are guys....haha....

After all 6 groups acted short plays for oral, Mr Anthony said he was very proud with us because we acted for English Week and acted again for oral. Altogether 7 sketches. So he wanted to belanja us. He took out RM50 and asked us to treat ourselves. Whoah. That man works his ass off every day of his life for the past 30-40 years and he gives us RM50 just for acting 7 sketches. Feels wrong. We (as in the whole class) tried to give him back the money (because everyone pai se) but he refuse to take it. So, we're gonna use his hard-earned money and buy him a pen with his name engraved on it and a tie. Hopefully he'll like it. Blek ;D.

BTW: My saxophone Grade 7 exam is on Monday, so i'm gonna skip school on that day. I think can pass, as long as I don't get an examiner like John Green, the bloody @#$%&* who failed my piano exam. Anyway, since we're on the topic, I would just like to say:
Screw you, John Green.^^

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006


I needed a bookshelf. So last Sunday, me, my mum, and my dad went on an Ikea adventure!!! (damn im high) Went there and looked around for a nice bookshelf. And at last, we decided to buy a bookshelf which is called "Billy". I dunno why, but Ikea names all their products...eg "Bob","Billy", etc...."Billy" came with a cd shelf but i forgot what it was named. My dad also wanted a lamp to shine an eye chart thingy. So he picked a lamp too. We went to the 'storage area' to collect our furniture pieces (had to go home and fix ourselves) but realised that the boxes containing the pieces were too blardy heavy and big. Both shelves weighed about 80kg together. So we had to pay extra money for home delivery and for someone to assemble it in our house (me and my dad dont trust our kh skills). So about 9.30 at night, the truck came and the truck people carried the boxes to my room (they blardy strong, each carry 1 box straight up). They fix it up in like 10 minutes and left in a blink of an eye. So now i have a nice book and cd shelf in my room. Ok picture time ^^.


ok...firstly, sorry for the blur image with black dots. i took this photo with my mum's phone. Dunno why come out like this. Anyway that's the shelf with some books for decoration. My table had to move to right to make way for it. Btw: the table was from Ikea too. Hehe. Ikea family.


here's my dad's lamp... sorry tilted picture...with the same blurness and black dots...haha...it's bengkok because my dad put in a huge light bulb on the head...heavy head, so tilt lor...haha...

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Saturday, August 05, 2006


Well this morning had band performance at the field in front of our school. The event was the "JT Challenge Trophy", whatever that is. It's organized by Johnson Tee (well figures where "JT" came from eh?) for the staff members of Acmar. As usual i'm in charge of miniature notes. So i had to photocopy the notes 50% smaller (and spoiled the photocopying machine in the process of using it....oopss....;D) and distributing them. Then got a bit of a hassle during marching coz i din photostat the birthday song (it was JT's birthday or something like that) because i gave everyone a not-small-yet-not-big copy of it yesterday. Well in the end, managed to settle the problem. But the funny part of the day was during *ahem*'s (i'm referring to one of the Acmar bosses) speech. Spoke with totally funny English. Example:

"Firstly, I would like to congratulation everybody for coming."
(oooppsss!)

"Acmar is moving to the future, so we must be more healthy and aggresive."
(yikes!!!! Aggresive???!?!?!)

"So today let's do sport to make us more healthy and get more energy."
(huh??? in my opinion, doing sports makes everybody lose energy, not gain energy....)

Well Mr Anthony probably had a heart attack in the crowd during the speech. Anyway after that, aerobics(?) were held. All staff had to do it. And Mr Andri brilliantly agreed that the whole band should too. So we put our instruments to the side and start doing the aerobic exercises...in our hot sticky marching uniform. For me, it felt weird and a bit gay, because th aerobics instructer was doing weird aerobic moves that looked really wrong at times. Then, went back to music room and then went home. Even though today was tiring, it was quite a good experience for me.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006


On monday, ICS Science results came out.....*hi**i* said that he got distinction, someone else got high distinction and the rest got credits and certificates of participation. All of us thought: "100% is Kyle who got high distinction". Mana tau, I sendiri got it! wakakakaakka!!! That's a first. The best I usually achieved was distinctions. Didn't know I could get 38 out 45 and still get high distinction. I checked online and found out why. The average Malaysian student scored 23 out 45. And personally I feel that that's really really low. But come to think of it, this low average is the main reason I got my certificate. So it might good also. Good for me, bad for the nation. ~_~

Tuesday was boring.

Today, a few peops from the ministry of education came at 2pm to inspect our dear-beloved school. Unfortunately, it was raining for almost 2 hours before they came. So the boy's toilet was flooded (the-place-where-us-boys-usually-stand-up-and-pee-thingy's flush system was broken, so water was flowing out non stop). And someone decided to leave a nice chocolate cake in one of the cubicles. So the guys in our class was quite afraid that the water will flood into the toilet bowl and....well you know what will happen. Furthermore, my class is closest to the toilet and our air-cond was spoilt. That means the window= open, and toilet smell= entering my class.
YUCK!!!!!! btw, the ministry inspectriates (?) stayed till 4.15pm, so they were walking around during extra classes. My class was eating junk food and answering Geografi at the same time. Luckily Miss Stephanie was walking in front of the deleation of pegawai people. She gave us hand signals and in 15 seconds, all junk food was stuff into bags and desks, whereas all the maggi mee were hidden between bags. Soft drinks were also cleverly hidden between bags. Haha, so gan cheong.

Oh yeah, I am currently without a handphone because my mum's phone sent to shop to repair. So she is using my phone temporarily. A life sans a handphone for 3 days. Even though i dont use it much, there's this emptyness when i dont have it. I NEED A HANDPHONE, better still I NEED A NEW HANDPHONE!!!! My current model is no longer sold in handphone stores and its total memory space cant even hold half a MP3 song. >.<"

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