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Wednesday, February 27, 2008


I'm finally coping with school work. phew~ Now to studying for the assessments....

Had standard sports for running today. I have to say I'm a bit disappointed with the the results, but there's always high jump and shot putt tomorrow.

To all BLUE house members:
PLEASE DON'T PONTENG STANDARD SPORTS LAR..

Neways, my lap time was slower than 2 weeks previously wei...damn, I'm getting more unfit.

Jay Min on the other hand is on track to winning the best male athlete award this year. He's suddenly shot up to be probably the best high jumper ever (He jumped 165cm without diffuculty on HIS FIRST GO - he should be able to do higher) and he's probably one of the fastest runners. U sick stick-boy...

Bryan's party's on Friday. And Deepan's invited the whole class on his behalf. LOL. There's only probably 3-4 of us who knows Bryan. Haha.

For those who don't know, Bryan = sickest break dancer I know. He can hop on one hand. That's certainly a big achievement, I tell you.

I have to start nerding soon. aiks...

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Sunday, February 24, 2008


IM FAMOUS!



That's 25% ~ a.k.a Jay, Lin Cze, Chay Ann, Sean. We're through babeh!

If you see closely, you can see Jay kicking away the bottle which is supposed to be a marker to tell us where we're suppoed to stand. Mel had to put it back. =P

These are the other people who are famous as well~



The super high pitched girls



The oldies teachers~

We're all on YouTube!

Hollywood Acmar Foyer, here I come!

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LONG POST

School's been hectic with events. BM Week is just over. It was OK. Won the quiz and surprisingly won the teka silang kata with the group (Kyle, KT, Vhimal, Chay Ann). Hehe, to tell you the truth, we circled whatever words we could find regardless of the clues. =P In your face Jay Min, in your face.

I'm physically tired from sport practices and mentally tired from being constantly teased by the class, mainly Jay and Keat Tong. Seriously lebih. I don't like tell-tales lar, ok?

Joined football training today. It was the second training. First one was last week, but I missed it because I was in Aus. Had loads of fun. Good training. The coach is old and fat but surprisingly, he is very flexible.

Came home from training and had Add Maths straight away. Some repairmen came to fix some electric box, so electricity was cut off midway during tuition. It's not easy doing Integration in the dark wei....

Neways, I was bored to death after tuition.

No electricity = No TV = No computer = No air-cond = No light = No speakers to play songs

So my options left?

1) Read books
2) Sleep

I was too lazy mentally tired so I didn't study. Slept for an hour before KT called me to go to Jusco. When I answered his call, I got a terrible cram in my right thigh. Bloody painful; I put down the phone immediately and fell on my bed. Pain went away after a few minutes. Effects of not warming down I guess.

Neways, after Ah Meng Koko's match-making lunch, I went to Jusco. Lepaked. Watch shop said my watch is totally spoiled, because it masuk-ed water. I think Deepan's water pouring did the damage. He poured 1.5 litres of COLD water on me during running. Lebihhhhhhhhh~

Went for Kyle's party just now. It was OK. Had some fun chatting around. Dance floor was so dead. We (me, Jay, Kyle, Deepan, Tharcanaa, Ervin) were desperately trying to start the floor. But still not many people joined. Heck, Ervin even convinced us to take off our shirts to make the girls go high because it was freaking hot.

In the end, we reverted to slow songs. Forced Kyle and "uh-hum" to dance. I had to dance beside him whenever he danced a slow song with "uh-hum" as a deal. So I think I probably danced with every girl at the party just to teman Kyle. LOL. You owe me 1, Kyle....

The party was OK. At least I met the Lethian/ex-Lethian people. They were friendly. Especially Kyle's aunty, who is the same age as him. lol

Just came back from mamak. Watched a very entertaining Liverpool match.

Torres 3 - Middlesborough 2 babeh!

I'm sleeping with a smile tonight. =D

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008










Just some random funny videos~

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008


MISA experience = OK to a certain extent.

We went to Putrajaya for the MISA "pameran". Some sort of space-related thing. We wanted to be in the back of Bus A. But Puan Faridah chased us out. So we ended up in the front seats of Bus B. Our tour guide was Liew or something like that. I think our driver was called Lee. Ah, nevermind, they weren't that interesting. Teachers in our bus were Mdm Josephine and Ms Tan.


So, we first went to
visit Vhimal's giant dickhead some giant golden tower-like structure. Nothing much there. Camwored a lot under the hot sun, on a prickly field of grass. I don't have the pictures though, they're all in Jay's camera. The teachers laughed at us. Puan Faridah especailly laughed at me. o.O?

Then, we went to the MISA thing. Waited there for a long time, doing nothing. Got really bored and sleepy. When we finally entered, everyone's face was like -_____________-. Slowly moved from 1 station to another. I fell asleep at "Magic Planet". Lin Cze woke me up with her leg.

The games section was not too bad. The "blast-off" machine made us high. We convinced Puan Faridah that it was a roller-coaster. She was scared and started screaming when we were lining up to enter it. People inside screamed. People outside screamed. Puan Faridah covered her ears and screamed.

When we entered, all the machine did was shoot warm smoke at us together with some wind. Jay, Chay Ann and me danced in the smoke. Puan Faridah was so potong-stim. =P

After that, we watched the 4-D movie. That was probably the best event of the day. Superb movie. Too good to be local. Has to be imported. It inspired Jay Min to be an astronaut. (I highly doubt this.)

Then, we went for lunch. We have free chicken rice. But Cze and I decided to eat Secret Recipe. Jay was still hungry after licking his chicken rice plate clean and I was still hungry after finishing my pasta. So, I still claimed my free chicken rice and Jay bought ice-cream. I couldn't finish my second meal because the stupid tour guide who isn't even on our bus chased us off. Moron.

Neways, went back to school in a bus full of sleeping people.

That's all. Nothing much, but at lease we missed karangan. Puan Guna didn't set us homework. =D



P.S.:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAY ANN!!!

hope you like the ball pouch~

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Monday, February 18, 2008


Sean the poser
Dont ask....








Move the Dr to the front of his name, and it'll be Dr Peter F. ucker. =P



The hamsap boy is supporting the horny girl's saggy boobs wei....




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Friday, February 15, 2008


My family destroyed a tea shop.

When we entered, my mum accidentally spilled a can of tea leaves.

I sat down by a table, and when I got up, I spilled a bottle of soya sauce.

We quickly exited, then the waitress that went to clean my mess dropped a few wine glasses.

The bald manager must be cursing.

=P

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008



That's the tree RIGHT in front of our door.

It's bad feng shui to have a tree right in front of your door. So, we asked to have it removed last year. But now, when we visited it yesterday, it was still there.

This was the family conversation in the car:

"Eh, still got tree in front of the door wan."
"Eh, ya hor..."
"I thought they chop down last year edi?"
"Ya! They said they did.."
"Should we call the agent?"
"Wait, maybe town council put there wan. I think they have a law about chopping down trees."
"But you see, the tree like gonna die edi."
"Yea hor..this tree ai si liao (hokkien for gonna die soon)"
"Then, why town council still wan put this stupid tree?"
"Yala! The tree ai si liao, ma ho ee si la! (hokkien for gonna die soon, so let it die la)"
"Yea lor! See, they know its gonna die soon, so they put string and sticks to support it!"
"But still, we cannot get rid of the tree meh?"
"Wait! I got idea! Why don't tonight we come back with an axe, then we chop the tree!"
"Or, why don't we just use a shovel and dig the tree out! It's not that big also..."
"Cannot la. Le lang si bei gong (hokkien for you guys are really stupid). We damage the tree, then town council come after us. We should just put poision around the tree and poison it to death."
"But then if it dies, after town council come and plant a bigger, healthier tree how?
"Aiya, town council si bei mafan (hokkien for damn troublesome)"
"Seriously, we could just come back tonight with an axe.."
"No la! Cannot la!"

[Conversation continues for another 5 minutes]

"OK, fine. We just talk to the agent and see whether they can relocate the tree."
"Good idea, but it's better to just kill the tree."

[Conversation goes on]

"OK, OK, we talk to the agent la"

I SWEAR I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP.

Oh, and did I mention? This place is next to a psychiatric ward and opposite to a juvenile rehab center.

Great. We're now surrounded by crazy people and evil children.

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Monday, February 11, 2008


Sunday
Went to the St. Kilda Festival.

Really big event. Probably ten of thousands of people there.
They had live bands, games, performances, concerts, food, shows, daredevil stuff etc.

Got lost on the way back. We kept getting on the wrong tram. -_-"

Aunty Vivian came over and we belanja-ed her dinner at a restaurant called "The Meat and Wine Co." Really good food. Really good service. And it's just next to my apartment. =D

Mel and her family came over to our apartment around 11pm. Showed them around.


Monday
Woke up to find out that I'm sick. Fever and cough.

Neways, we rented a car. Visited a few pieces of property that my dad wanted to see. Saw our banglo thingy. Will post up a funny conversation that happened there regarding a tree. =D

Went to the docklands for dinner.

Panadol is my saviour I tell you....No panadaol, and I would have died today.

OH, btw, happy schooling guys! Hehe...there's karangan tomorrow~ =P

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Saturday, February 09, 2008


Hello!

Updating from the business center in my apartment in Melbourne!

The flight here was ok.

I got into an argument with a fugly, bald chinese man in the Melbourne Airport, but other than that, nothing happenend. The moron refuse to let me walk away from the baggage carousel just because I was standing in front of him at that moment. EVEN THOUGH I ASKED HIM POLITELY.

So I stood there with a 35kg bag in my hand, waiting for him to move his hairy ass away. But he didn't. So, I shoved him out of the way with my gigantic bag. And I made sure I shoved hard. If my aiming was true, he wouldn't have Father's Day in the future. But unluckily, I missed a bit.

(I'm quite lucky the idiot didn't retaliate. Probably because his old father was staring angrily at him. Wehehehehe~sucker)

I was sms-ing Phil and Melissa on the way to the apartment. Unpacked a bit when we reached.

Then, me, my bro and my dad went to Crown for our 11pm dinner. And I coincidentally met Melissa in the Crown lobby. Haha. I think her parents didn't notice us. So they came over all the way to the food court later to say hi. HAHAHAHAHA!

Woke up at 1pm today. Went out with family.

That's all I guess. I have dinner with Aunty Vivian in 20 minutes.

Chao!

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Thursday, February 07, 2008


HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

I've gambled and got a few ang paus.

So I got $$$ to go get my football shoes! Wahahahahaha!

But I have to ask Ah Meng Koko to get them since I'm not here till the 17th. Promoion ends on the 16th.


Neways, I want ang paus from these people:

1) Lin Cze, since you're can be considered married to Howard
2) Kyle, you can marry any girl you pick up in the streets
3) Jay, you can pretend to be married to Kim Tae Hee (or however you spell her name)
4) Keat Tong, you are married to god-knows-how-many celebrities in your head
5) Shi Yee, you can marry a squirrel
6) Sam, you can marry Andrew
7) Mel, you can marry....um.....Dickson?

and lastly,

8) Gary Tan, you're married to Leanne



I made up a few towards the end just to reach 8. Hehe, 8 = lucky number = more money! I'm so smart, no?

I'm back on the 17th. Chinese New Year lasts to the 22th. Hehe, I still have 5 days to collect ang paus and gamble. Wakakakakakakaka!

Have to go pack now. Flight's at 9am tomorrow.

Buh-bye!

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Sunday, February 03, 2008


Malaysian Sejarah text book.


American History text book.



Notice the difference?

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Friday, February 01, 2008




This is why I like school. =P

P.S: Look at Jay's final expression.

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