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Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Omg, I'm piled up to my neck with homework.

There's seriously been a drastic increase in homework this year wei...I think the teachers assume that we're all pumped up in the SPM-studying mood...but honestly,

WE'RE NOT!

I'm still trying to have as much fun as possible and, I'm currenlt having loads of fun! Ahahahaha...


Well so down to the more important stuff in school.

They're installing new probationary prefects in March. The application forms have already gone out. Interviews are after Chinese New Year.


But, unlike the previous years, the seniors (that would be us) are still in charge of the prefectorial board even after the probates are installed. We're only stepping down in August, I think.

I really did not expect this.....


Neways, there's a leadership seminar in school this Saturday, and we (the prefects) have to go. o.O. 2nd week in a row I'm gonna miss football training. Damn. And I'm missing football next week and the week after because I'll be on holiday. Triple Damn.

Oh, and High School invited us to their Prefect's Gathering! Which is really nice of them, since we didn't get invited by some schools last year, because most people think we're snobbish rich brats which can't do stuff like normal people because we go to a private school. Which is totally wrong, I tell you, WRONG.

Oh, and I'm in the magazine editorial board this year. Woohoo!

That's all I guess. Now back to homework~

monkeyatschul

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Sunday, January 27, 2008


WARNING: DISGUSTING PICS AHEAD

Internet connection's been really slow on Friday (5 minutes to open Yahoo) and there was totally no connection yesterday. Ish. So, I'm gonna post about the past few days 1 shot.

FRIDAY


We dissected a fish for Biology. Had loads of fun.


My dissection team. =P Shi Yee, Ju Ann, Me, Lin Cze, Jay and Kyle.


Operation in progress.




The fish.



The organs in Kyle's hand.



Smiley =D.


Saturday

I woke up at 6.45am for my SAT Maths 2. Wasn't too bad. I had to rush a bit at the end and I took a smart guess at 1 question, but otherwise, it was OK.

Straight after the exam, my mum and I sent the car for repair, then we went to help my dad in the clinic. I enjoyed it totally. Working is seriously F-U-N. I did filing and helped mixed some drugs. =P. I also found other people's files. And I discovered many interesting things about my friends. =p. I feel powerful~ ahahahahahahahahaha!

Sunday (today)

Went to Seremban to visit Su's/Eu Wynn's/Kynnen's house. They're house is really chunted.

We had a superb lunch, then lepaked! We GAMBLED and played 'Risk'. Ahahahaha! 'Risk' was great! My mission was to destroy Eu Wynn. Didn't accomplish it. Haha! My brother pulled off a miraculous escape against Kynnen with 1 soldier left. Hahahahahahaha! Really dramatic scene~

I just came back an hour ago.

Had dinner with the family and watched the Australian Open final. I'm a bit disappointed Tsonga lost. Damn. Nevermind, he'll get another shot next time. :)

Haha! I had a great week of school and an equally great weekend. Hope tomorrow will be as good. =D

monkeyatschul





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Wednesday, January 23, 2008


We had some kind of career talk yesterday. People came from The One Academy, a computer design/animation college, to tell us how good their teachers are, how high-tech their facilities are, yada yada.....

We just wanted to join the talk because we'll miss double-BM if we do (NO KARANGAN THIS WEEK BABEH! * victory dance *).

Anyway, they just blabbed and showed us some videos of their projects. The videos were quite cool, but most of the time we were preoccupied entertaining ourselves.


The discipline teachers, Mr Arumugam (new guy) and Puan Guna, were sitting right behind us. However, the boringness willed Mr Arumugam to read the day's newspaper and he left after
he finished reading. 1 down. Puan Guna was literally HALF-ASLEEP. Surprising, no? 2 down.

So, me, Jay and Lin Cze took advantage and started having syok-sendiri/doodling moments.


Just some random drawings. Lin Cze's an amphibian rapper, if you didn't know.


Lin Cze tried to get revenge on me for calling her an amphibian rapper. She tries to call me a "pussy". Jay helped me reduce the vulgarity. =P


Oh, and remembered that Jay's Powerpuff Girl character is "Him"? I tried to draw "Him". I succeeded. Jay intervened and edited. The above "Ju-Onn-like teenager" is the result.


The only clean, proper doodle of the day. Haha.

I went for Sam's Birthday Gathering last night. It was OK. We played 'King'. Being somehow unlucky, I had to do 5 sex-related dares in a row. FIVE. Among which included: taking off my shirt, unzipping, phone-sex and getting humped by a pillow. -____-"


The guys.



The birthday girl.


P.S: I posted the drawings because Jay asked me too.

P.P.S: I beat Jay Min - Vice President of the Ping Pong Club and self-proclaimed school Ping Ping team member- at ping pong today. =D

monkeyatschul




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Monday, January 21, 2008


Deepan shot me with hard, rolled-up paper about 20 times with a rubber band today.

the evil, demented paper-shooter


And I tell you, it was freaking painful. Every time the paper hit me, you could hear the "pwack" sound like 2-3 seats away. And the places I got shot turned red INSTANTLY.

He shot me in my back, my hip, my ass, my neck, my chin, my shoulder, my hand, etc etc. I'm only lucky he didn't take away my Father's Day.

So, I planned for revenge (I tried to shoot him back, but I kept missing). During lunch, I tried to install a trap in Deepan's place using many rubber bands, cello-tape, hard paper and glue. Plan failed miserably because the glue didn't dry up in time and the cello-tape didn't stick well.

Then on to Plan B. I put glue on Deepan's chair. Simple and effective.

Then, I thought: "Damn, later his pants gets stuck to the chair and tore then he will get angry."

So, I washed off the chair with water. But I left it wet because lunch was over. I told him about the wet chair because it was Cik Guna's class after lunch, and you can just get scolded for anything during her lessons.

So, in the end, all efforts = wasted. Revenge = not accomplished.

Then, during computer, Deepan said this:

"Hey, next time, don't go put water on my chair or put rubber bands and glue in my desk. Just put glue on my chair....it's easier."

-_-"

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Sunday, January 20, 2008


Hoho, I'm very happy right now.

My mum just received an email from Stanford University. Based on my current SAT results (SAT 1 and SAT 2: Maths 1), they have noted me as a "gifted youth"! Woohoo!

According to this random web, Stanford is ranked 3rd in the world. And for them to call me a "gifted youth" is really really lifting.

They even invited me to join their Summer School program with other "gifted youths". Nearest international centre is in Singapore. My parents said I can go. Hopefully, it doesn't clash with school. =D

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Friday, January 18, 2008







Yep, that's my shower.

I know it's random, but hell, I just wanna post about it.








For those who don't know, I brush my teeth while I shower.

my trusty toothbrush

My brother thinks it weird and not hygienic. Hoho, but yesterday, I found out that Melissa, Shi Yee and Lin Cze does the same. That either makes me not weird, or them weird as well. But I think the former is more reasonable. =D

my toothpaste

Then, today I walk into the shower to find these things lying around.




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MY BROTHER SHAVES WHILE HE SHOWERS.


I find that so much weirder, no?

monkeyatschul

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Monday, January 14, 2008


Mr Maniam during EST:

"Permeable - means something entering a hole or something else. Possibly penetrating, usually with fluids."

He stressed the bold parts.

Ahahahahahahahaha!

monkeyatschul

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Friday, January 11, 2008


I had a real syok sendiri moment today with KT and Vhi during Maths. I don't know why, but we were all just laughing and laughing. For no particular reason.

Actually I started laughing and smiling since Sejarah (the lesson befor Maths). Even Cik Guna noted on my weird smiling face which was displaying happy emotions all throughout Sejarah. I think it all started with me looking at the word "barangay" in the Sejarah notes. Or probably because I was thinking of Han dancing and singing the Lion King song in the bus. (that part is for Ring Of Fire peeps only; you know what I mean..=P)

Ahahahahahahahahaha. I'm still not over it.

During Maths, KT and Vhi dared themselves to last 30 minutes without cursing. Hehe, so I decided to 'add some fire'.
It might not sound funny now, but it was then. Seriously. We laughed throughout the period.

Sean: "Keat Tong, you ugly idiot."
Keat Tong: "Oi! I...(stammers)...I....I....slap you back to China then you know!"

Sean: "Vhi, screw you!"
Vhi: "You jack-(stops midway)-....um....you go meet Jack lar..."
Sean: "Who's Jack? Are you a Jack?"
Vhi: "o.O....gggrrrr...(no response)....um...(forced laugh)ahahahahahahahahaha...."
Sean: "Ahahahahahahaha!"
Vhi: "(real laugh) ahahahahahaha!"

Sean: "Jay, you asshole."
Jay: "Oooooo asshole? You want me poke yours?? (does obscene hand gesture of a finger poking through a hole with a weird, insane, cunning face)"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still not over it!

Oh, and Mr Saravanan, our new Physics teacher sounds a bit like Elmer, the hunter who always hunts Daffy Duck. Ehehehehehe!

P.S: Jay the asshole stuck up my form 1 face on the noticeboard. Even the teachers are noticing it and laughing and reminiscing. You asshole. I'll get you back for this. (evil grin)

monkeyatschul





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Tuesday, January 08, 2008


THANK YOU!!!!

For the most memorable birthday ever!


Thanks to the people who wished me in school.
Thanks to the people who sms-ed/tried to call me at midnight. (Sorry for the late reply
though =P)
Thanks to the people who called me and wished me personally.

Thanks to the guys for going out and belanja-ing me the movie ticket on Saturday.
Thanks to my relatives for the ang-pows.

Thanks to my family for the cake and sparkling juice.

Thanks everyone for all the presents! You guys really made my day! Biggest haul in my entire life! WOOHOO! I feel so touched....=P


And lastly, thanks to everyone who wished me through any other mean of communication that I've forgotten to list out. If you wished me or helped make me happier in any sort of way, you have my gratitude.

All in all, you guys couldn't have made my birthday any better. Cheers!


The Cake!






I'm gonna cut you!






Hoho, I'm so gonna cut you!






Aiks nevermind...I'm too sleepy to cut you....



The Family~ :D



P.S: This post is for Lin Cze, the person who has been constantly nagging me to update, always helped me when I needed help and is now currently very sick. Get better soon ok? Hope its not what its suspected to be, but if it is, I'll visit you. Haha, I'll ask Howard to take me. ;p

monkeyatschul


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Wednesday, January 02, 2008


Im back. It's been a long trip but it felt very fast. Probably because I had LOADS OF FUN! Will update bout US soon. I promise. But it might take a while, because it's gonna be really long.

Neways, school's tomorrow. And I want new classmates. From what I read in Jay's blog, I might well have new classmates. Woohoo!

I'm sleepy from being jet-lagged and I still haven't packed my school bag.

Cherio.

monkeyatschul

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