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Saturday, November 17, 2007


Bad name to name a van...


It was on the van's ceiling.... Wahahahaha!!!!!

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Friday, October 26, 2007




I'm still not over the videos....;P

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Saturday, October 20, 2007


OMG.

Dumbledore's GAY!!!?!?!?!?

This is weird....

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Monday, October 15, 2007




Basketball pros.
(ignore the pic under the video again.....i dunno how it got there ;P)

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Friday, October 12, 2007


Jay asked me to watch this video.



I find it very hilarious. Don't you?

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Saturday, October 06, 2007




The exam's are getting to me......

(Ignore the extra picture at the bottom....I dunno how and why it appeared...:])

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You know what??? I just realised my MSN and my friendster is like really out-dated. I don't even have a facebook account, even though I told myself to get one 3 weeks ago. I've been in a really lazy mood. Ok, fine, I always have been in a really lazy mood, but I've been lazier than usual.

So time to rectify the mistake. Anyone with friendster or MSN that I have'nt added, please leave your email in my tag! Your kind small effort of typing it out would really be a great help to me! Thanks! Oh, if you would like to add me, feel free!

1) MSN email: cool12345678987654321@hotmail.com
2) Friendster email: cool12345678987654321@yahoo.com

But, if you ask my opinion, it would save you 30 minutes if you leave your contact in the tag than wasting your effort trying to type my email. Kudos!

P.S.: I'm also looking for blog links!

As Shi Yee says: "Time to menjalinkan hubungan with people"

;P

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Thursday, August 16, 2007


For those who don't know, I have sweaty palms. Yes, I admit it. My palms sweat out more water than my little brother when he pees. It's pretty disgusting at times really. And last time, it kept making my fingers slipping off the piano keys. Since my exam was coming, my parents bought me some powder to dry my hands up. But in the end, I still failed. No biggie there.

But now when I read the back of the powder bottle after not using it since my piano exam, I saw some thing wrong. Actually to tell you the truth, I did not read the label at all...until now.


Bloody shit. I've been rubbing pussy powder on my hands.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007


Im back! Assessment's over and I dont think I did myself enough justice. Argh screw that. Prom's coming and I've been busy preparing for that. I've been making souvenirs and it's hard work. Some people helped a lot, some a bit, some not at all. But nevermind, we're finishing. :). Stupid souvenirs better be worth while - I got like 5 freaking cuts on my fingers for making them, 3 of which are pretty deep and oozing...

Watched The Simpsons and Disturbia on Saturday. Good movies. Simpsons because it was funny; I never laughed that much in a movie before. A must-watch, no difference whether on pirated dvd or in the cinema, but definitely a must-watch. Disturbia was good because it has a super fine, hot, chunted, sexy, comparable-to-Megan Fox actress. Name's Sarah Roemer. Hot x100000. That stupid, si-bei-ham-sap-gia Shia LaBeouf (or whatever his name is) makes me envious. Why is it that he gets to act beside sexy actresses in all the movies he acts in? Tranformers get Megan Fox, Disturbia get Sarah Roemer. Jealous lar.....

I'm skipping school tomorrow because I got saxophone exam. XD. Oooops, I mean >o<. God help me.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007


Wheeeeee!!!!! I won the quiz and debate during English Week! Wakakakakaka! Even though Kyle save Blue's arse in the quiz and Sam save our arses in the debate, I still feel happy. :)

Anyway, I finally wore my contacts. Yes, people, I wear contact lenses now. But, I don't think I'll wear them to school yet bacause it takes me a freaking hell long of time to get them on and off. And I look freaking blur-case and sleepy without my glasses. Like Nobita.





Oh, and Mr Gary Tan flew home back to Melbourne this morning. He left for the airport at 7am. Me being the lazy guy that I am, didn't bother to go to the airport to send him off. But I gave him a hug before he left the house and went back to sleep again. ;P. Besides, I had a freaking stomachache last night. Couldn't sleep well. So I had to cover back some zzzz zzzz right?????

Bought part of my prom outfit today. Still trying to think of a new look since Jay's gonna wear what I wanted to wear to prom. Samore Jay already bought the clothes before I bought them. Aiks. Think brain think!


On a totally different topic, I just wanna ask, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ROAD-BULLYING CASES HAPPENING AROUND ME? Last Sunday, one guy overtook Gary Tan (he was driving that time, with me and my parents in the car) and purposely BRAKE in front of him, causing him to brake suddenly. Gary was cursing. My dad was shouting: "Chase after that bugger! Chase after that bugger!". My mum was saying: "Nevermind, leave it." But in the end, my supposedly-good brother caught up to that guy at the toll and almost banged him. Then, Gary horned the bugger damn loud. That guy just drove away quickly when we were still at the toll. Pussy.

Then, another bugger did the same thing to my uncle the other day. My uncle did it back to him and apparently the guy left him alone. Yet another pussy.

Then, yesterday, some fat-ass malay uncle got down from his car and went to my cousin's car. He kicked and punched my cousin's car for no reason till the car dented and the glass cracked, while screaming "You keluar sekarang!". Ah Meng Koko didn't get down because he doesn't want to cause more trouble. He managed to get away from the bastard and made a police report. Hope that son of a b*tch goes to jail. _l_

Ok, pented-up frustration and anger released! Now back to reality. Nitez! Got assembly tomorrow. -o-

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Saturday, June 30, 2007


Today got Canteen Day in MGS. I wanted to go. But no one teman me and no transport. Supposed to go with Keat Tong. But that bony mouse had, as he put it, a "dead-beat problem". I don't know how a problem can be tiring, but anyhoos, he said he has to go SHOPPING. LOL. I seriously least expected that answer. I mean how often does a guy go shopping???

So I missed it. Nevermind, there's always next year.

Tomorrow is Convent's Canteen Day. But I can't go because I'm going out with my parents. So, I guess, I'll go next year. Lolz.

Yesterday I went to play football at Deepan's place again. Half-way walking through Centro (Deepan lives at the apartment near Centro), I met Ervin and Sakhthi eating in Secret Recipe. Apparently, both of them were walking by the road and they just met coincidentally. So I sat with them and chit-chat a while. Sakhthi belanja. Thanks, man!

Then, played football for an hour. Then, the Y-Fitness gym instructors came to play. About to play with them only, my mom called. I had to rush off for tennis class. Damn. So gan-chiong but can't play. Aiks. Next time I guess.

So this post is like all the "next-times" I had the past two days and will have tomorrow. Aiks.

Well, anyhoos, Cherio!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007


How well do you know me???? Test yourself right now!

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Good luck!


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Tuesday, June 12, 2007


Keat Tong weighs 45kg.
Siu Wee weighs 40kg.
Wei Lun weighs 85kg.

Therefore,

Keat Tong + Siu Wee = Wei Lun

All this because Siu Wee said she weigh herself in Keat Tong's house. Haha.

Nice one Jay. ;D

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Thursday, May 31, 2007


Right, so my mid-year holidays this time round totalled up like this:

50% = SAT Course
30% = Tuition
20% = Lepak time ~> includes computer-playing and tv-viewing

LOL. So that freaking adds up to 4 times more brain-needed times than no-brain-needed times. That sucks.

For those who don't know, the SAT course thing is a course to prepare me for an exam that could send me to a IVY-LEAGUE (top ten universities in the US) UNIVERSITY. Yea, it sounds nerdy.....but heck! If this course can get me to the US and allow me to meet Jessica Alba study there, I totally support it. Even though it means sacrificing 1 week of my holidays. Wait, no, that sounds sucky.....................I have to distract myself from thinking about the course........hhhmmmmmmm.........

Tiger milk anybody????

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Saturday, May 05, 2007


DAMN EXAMS ARE COMING.....

screw it.....

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Friday, May 04, 2007


Teng Huei's back!!!! Since Wednesday~ Haha.....Are you still staying near my place? Or you shifted? Btw, COME BACK TO ACMAR.

Anyway, recently there's this conversation/argument in Lin Cze's blog about a verse from Eminem's rap song. The song is called "Just Lose It" and the verse also apeeared in "Without Me", which is also by Eminem.

It goes:

Guess who's back?
Back again....
Shady's back....
Tell a friend...


And Lin Cze or Teng Huei (not sure who) changed it to:

Guess who's back?
Back again....
Teng Huei's back....
Tell a friend...

Lol, then Lin Cze mentioned the rap was hers and is copyright limited (something I remember saying to her in one of my previous posts ;P). To solve the matter, I decided to create my own lyrics to that verse, making it easier for everyone:

Teng Huei's back,
Right here right now,
J*y's arse crack,
Can fit a cow.

Akakakaka. It's not really related to the main topic....but who cares???? ;P


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Thursday, April 19, 2007


Miss Stephanie has left to deliver her baby. So we got a subsitute teacher. Name's Mr Lee. He's 20. He's like Raymond's age only. LOL. And the weird thing is (listen closely Mr Gary Tan), he's about to enter university to be a doctor. LOL. Quite late to enter uni. He got 10As in SPM (not all A1) but 4As in STPM. And he can't talk English properly. WTH. He teaches:"Blah blah blah....or something like that la....". And he always says:"What's so funny???" everytime we have some inside joke. Haha. Imagine treating patients.

"I think you got cancer."
"HAH??? I got cancer?!?!?!"
"Or something like that la."
"@#$%**^%....you joking is it???"
"What's so funny???"
"_l_"

LOL. Oh, and another thing. I think everyone student in the world has heard the phrase: "Eh, you write with your mouth or with your hand????? Copy notes also must talk is it????". OK, it's a common phrase. But have you ever thought that:

1) obviously I write with my hand. Why should I write with my mouth if I can write with my hand??? (no offense anybody who writes with their mouths)

2)if I write with my mouth, please tell me how in Jay Min's balls can I talk at the same time???
use la common sense a bit.....Mr Ho quotes:"Common sense is not common."

Not saying that Mr Lee uses that phrase. It just suddenly popped up in my mind. Haha. Oh, and as payback to Khai Xing for putting a misleading picture of me on her blog.....

KHAI XING LOVES CHEE CHEE!!!! IT'S A FACT! SPREAD THE NEWS PEOPLE! ;p

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Friday, April 13, 2007


Today is Friday the 13th. Supposedly an unlucky and "suay" day. Nothing "suay" really happened so far, other than the fact that me, Ervin and Yong Sheng wasted about 20 minutes trying to find Mr Andri during lunch. Tell me to go do stuff, but can't find him anywhere. Swt-nye.

Woohoo! Tomorrow is Timothy's birthday party at Khai Xing's condo. Everyone has to bring somekind of food along. So i baked brownies. XD. 2 batches. Should be enough. Anyway, before the party, we're going to wacth TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLES. Lol. To tell you the truth, I have a bigger urge to watch STOMP THE YARD. But, I don't know whether it's still showing anot. So, I'll go to Jusco, watch the movie, buy a present, help the guys buy food for party, etc etc. Kt's mum picking us to Khai Xing's place from there. Pray to God, P*****p does not gatecrash the party or self-invite himself to watch moves with us.....again. Terlalu bhb lar.

PS: To Keat Tong and Jay Min. It doesn't matter if Green House is leading. Its by luck.;P. Ever heard of the term "belakang mari"?????? GO BLUE!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, April 08, 2007


Whoa....Yesterday I saw national badminton players.....Today I went to Midvalley Megamall and I saw.........(drum roll)..........JOEY G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Channel V host!!!!!!!! So chunted!!!!!!!! He was standing right in front of me on the escalator!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I'm on a roll babeh!!!!!!!! You just wait!!!!!!! Tomorrow, Ronaldinho!!!!!!!! Next week, Osama!!!!!!!! ;P

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Saturday, April 07, 2007


Lol I guess everybody's like thinking my blog's dying. But no it's not dead.......yet. I plan to keep it going as long as possible. If I can that is.

Anyway, this morning I went a the super massive giant badminton hall in Puchong to play badminton my cousin and his colleagues. Guess who we saw there. LEE CHONG WEI. And KUAN BENG HONG. Together with MISBUN SIDEK. TRAINING. Omg, so chunted. They play like damn fast and hard. We also saw a lot of unknown back-up players who were also geng. Totally cool.

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