Tuesday, February 27, 2007
WWWWeeeee!!!! I'm back from Australia!!! Actually I've been back since Sunday night, but I didn't really feel like going online until now.
I still haven't won back my money from Jay Min. Stupid boy don't want to gamble anymore. Any-hoos, Mr Ibrahim is leaving tomorrow! So we (Jay Min, Lin Cze and me) got him a bb-gun. With laser-sight! The other big gun was from the whole class. This is personally from us. =). He's spending a lot of time talking to us lately, and making everyone laugh at his sampat jokes. Seriously, he's funny. And I'm gonna miss his jokes and the way he kacau Vinnesh. ;P
Today, he showed us the prefect applications which made through the first round. Congratz Jay!!!! You made it through the first round!!!! With probably 15 other people or something like that. Haha. Anyway, he said this:
"Sesiapa yang ingin menjadi seorang pengawas mesti:
1) boleh lari dengan cepat
Pengawas perlu kejar pelajar-pelajar yang cuba ponteng sekolah. Jika boleh lari cepat, boleh tangkap mereka.
2) pandai panjat pokok
Pengawas perlu panjat atas tandas untuk check ada tak cigarette atas bumbung tandas.
3) bijak meraba-raba badan
Pengawas perlu check badan pelajar yang disuspek bawa handphone."
LOL! Then, he tells us the story of the time he found a handphone in Nock Chun's underwear. Yuck.
Oh, and Miss Ng is seriously irratating me. She can't mark tests. My working was different from the book but still correct. My answer was correct. But, she mark me wrong. Because I didn't follow the book's way. Heck, she didn't even teach the class the formula. Ah, nevermind, I will memorize every single detail printed in the text book instead of using my common sense to find the answer. And, today, she found the wooden block that Mr Mani made for one experiment which she said the school don't have and scolded me when I said the school should have because Mr Mani told me he made it. -_-"
And the new Chemistry teacher, C. Baizura (she wrote her name like that on the board! Haha!) stepped on my FCUK bag and broke the clip thingy! OMG!!! My precious bag!!!! I tried UHU gumming the pieces back but it was messy. Came home and the maids used super glue to glue it back properly. Cant really see the glue. So Thank God.
I think that's about it. So I'll blog again when I'm free, so chaoz!
Labels: sampat, teachers
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!
The wish not considered late because Chinese New Year is 15 days long. This means I still have time to win Jay Min's money when I get back. $$$$$$. hehe. :D
Anyway, this is a late wish:
HEPI BELATED 16TH BURFDAY TO CHAY ANN!!!!
Happy birthday Mr Armpit!!!!! May you prosper into a Jasmine. (Silent joke with 4S people)
Alright, back to what I was about to post about. Melbourne. It has been ok. The flight here was bloody boring. Many good shows to watch but I was somehow not in the mood to watch them. Ok, so the past few days, I basically:
a) went shopping
b) viewed a lot of property =_+
c) ate great food
d) ate shitty food
e) gambled once
f) watched Gary, Raymond and their friends go into Crown Casino while I did nothing
g) had 2 barbecues
h) sat on the tram a lot
i) went to Bernard's Magic Shop
For those who never heard of the magic shop, you are totally out-dated in the world of magic tricks. The shop has been opened since 1937 and is still running strong. They provide very cool stuff and many good tricks, ranging from amateurs to professionals. But all I got was a cool deck of cards which is so totally COOL! Might go back to get more stuff next time. Anyway, I can't master the deck yet, but when I do, I will test it on Jay and see whether he can guess how it's done. I doubt it though. ;P
Gary has school while I don't. He laughed at me during January when I had school and he didn't......so payback time!!!!
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(please ignore the super syok sendiri moment because I can't hold it back any longer....seriously...)
6 days more until you lose your money, Jay. I'm waiting.
P.S: Wei guys from my class....you went out to Jusco without me.....long time since we, I mean I, since you went out already, did that......we must go out again!!!!!
Labels: birthdays, celebrations, fun
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!
Ok, firstly I have to say that going around from school to school handing out YE stuff is tiring and damn stressful. All-boys schools and private schools are a breeze. Co-ed and all-girls schools are damn ma-fan. Our school distribution also stressed me up real bad, because there were many people who did not have anything to collect from us yet they were hanging around the tables and playing around the area, making it stuffy, crowded, noisy and irratating. Oh and sorry to Fiona and Charlynn (dunno whether you will read this or not), for not letting you help us, because it was like specified by Mr Jonah that nobody but YE members could like read the hampers and do the stuff. I was not trying to be rude purposely, just being stressed up. *_*
Anyway, now that YE work is finished, I feel so free!!!! Credits mainly to Shi Yee and Ju Ann who probably did 65%++ of the work. Kudos!
Went to Jay Min's house after school with Lin Cze. Walked there, then it began to rain, and Jay and I ran there. Lin Cze just continue walking so slumber, using my bag of clothes as an umbrella. -_-". Bathed in Jay's place and Jay's mum sent us to Jusco! Thanks Aunty!!!! Went to Pizza Hut. Ate for 1 hour. How Bi came. Ate for another 30 minutes. Then, went behind Voir to play the electronic games machine thingy-magics. So potong lar..... Jay's duck date supposed to come but in the end didn't.....Keat Tong and his date also didn't come(Note: I'm not revealing their dates' names for confidential purposes)... Justine didn't come......other couldn't come.....so left 4 of us....
Anyway after that, we went shopping for presents!! Kyle and Justine's birthday coming up, and Mr Ibrahim is leaving. MR IBRAHIM IS LEAVING!!!! OMG!!!!! Our funny yet emo teacher is leaving!!!! DAMN IT!!!! So we got them pressies!!!!
I'm leaving for Aussy tomorrow morning! WOOT! Skipping 2 days of school!!!! Yeah! Lalalala
P.S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUSTINE, whose birthday is tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KYLE!!!!! Whose birthday is on the 23rd. I won't be here so I'll wish in advance! Haha!
Oh and Jay or Lin Cze, please say Bye to Cikgu Ibrahim for me! Thanks!
P.P.S: I might not be able to post much in the next 2 weeks as there might not have Internet! Sorry people!
Labels: birthdays, occasion, stress
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Monday, February 12, 2007
Oh, in my crazy hyperactiveness, I forgot to say:
Hair-pee 16th Burfday To Siu Wee!!!!
Our ever hard-whacking monitor!!! Be less ganas and continue whatever else your doing. Cheers! Blek ;P
Labels: birthdays
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WWWWEEEEEE!!!!!! I'm going to ponteng school tomorrow!!!! The paperwork is all done (Thanks Elvina and Sam!) and tomorrow Mr Jonathan will drive me, Kyle, Melissa and Samantha around Klang! I'm so pumped up!!!! Hyperactive! dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
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And I'm going to Australia on Thursday!!!!! More than 3 years since I've been there!!!! Wwwweeeeee!!!!!! Gonna gamble!!!!! Woohoo!!!!! Mahjong!!!!! Blackjack!!!!!
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And I might be going out and meeting Howard again!!!! Woot!!!! Talk to you many times but only meet once....gonna be twice! Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I'm high!!!! Woot!!!!!
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I don't know why but I'm so pumped up and excited!!!!! WWWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Labels: ponteng, sampat
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Friday, February 09, 2007
Yesterday during PJ, we took out the high jump stuff to practise high jump. Half-way taking out, guess what somebody saw. A SNAKE. About 15-20cm long and slithering on the pavement. Slowly more people crowded around the snake because....well it was not something you see every day. Then, Cikgu Ibrahim came.
He saw the snake. He picked up tiny rocks and threw at it. Then, he looked around the floor for some sticks to kill the snake. Suddenly, he picks up a rubber tube from nowhere and throws it at Kyle and shouts quite loudly. Instinctively Kyle quickly throws the rubber tube away from his body, thinking it was a snake. Everybody thought the snake attacked Kyle for like a nanosecond before realizing it was a rubber tube. Cikgu Ibrahim laughing away.
Then, Cikgu Ibrahim found a long stick and started whacking the snake. But it did not die. Instead, it ran slithered away from the stick. So Cikgu Ibrahim used to the stick to chase the snake towards us. Using a stick to make a snake chase the students. Cikgu Ibrahim continues laughing.
Finally, he chases the snake into the drain. The snake sort of jumped committed suicide into the drain. Probably rather drown then get squashed.
After that we jumped! And I found out I could jump higher than the uji tara height! Yay!!!! I always hated jumping. Now I think it might actually be fun! Unless of course you dislocate your foot like Lin Cze when you jump. But I think it's safe for normal people to jump. Normal people.
Akakakakakaka. I'm gonna ponteng school on Tuesday to go to other schools. But before that, I got a question for Whay Ying. How did you get the teachers of the other school to let you walk around their school and give out the stuff???? They allowed??? Who do get permission from???? Can you answer in my taggie or if possible, post about it? Thanks lotz!!!!! (DONT EMAIL ME. I READ MAIL ONCE IN 2 WEEKS).
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Today was the 2nd Sunway Maths Quiz Competition. It's a national thing. I am not sure whether they're about 2000 teams (each team 3 members) or 2000 members taking part, I was not really paying attention to the invigi-alligator that time. (There was a logo of a university on the wall, that Sunway College can send you to, called Middlesex University. Imagine someone who graduated from there. "Hi! I'm from Middlesex!") Anyway, according to Whay Ying's blog, it was 2000 teams. 2000 kali 3 = 6000 students. And only 10 teams make it to the final. Sure cannot win right? Since the question paper include Form 5 and a bit of A Levels also. This year go and tutup mata hantam only (not literally because they deduct 1 mark for each wrong answer). Next year baru-baru go and try to kick ass.
After the quiz, we managed to convince the teachers to bring us to Sunway Piramid for lunch. We splitted up and went different restaurants. First wanted to go to Kim Gary. Then, Mr Edward said Kim Gary was too far away and too long. We only had 30 minutes to grab a bite and cabut. So we went to KFC. Go to Sunway for KFC. Some others had Long John Silver's, some others had Pizza Hut. All fast food. Ah, better than school food anyway. Oh, and I did that "Mouth of Wisdom" thing again. Last year, it said my life was 8, love 9, luck 5, health 8 and sex 4 (its all over 9). Now it says my life is 7, love 9, luck 5, health 9 and sex 9. Big improvement from my point of view. ;P
After that went back to school in time for Mandarin. Got all my workload form Elvina who told me all the stuff I missed when I went for the quiz. Then, I witnessed the 5th teacher to walk out of our class crying (because of an argument). Yep, 5th teacher since Form 2. Good record. Then, Mr Ng came in and gave us a lecture about how we should treat teachers. Suddenly, he points at me and goes: "Sawn! (he pronounces my name that way) Sawn! I put you responsible to make sure all the students in this class respect their teachers." I was like: "Hah?!?!?"
In the end, he changed it to Siu Wee, the monitor, since it was very random of him to pick me.
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Monday, February 05, 2007
MISS NIRMALA LEFT! My class teacher left! Not that I liked her very much....just that in her last class on Friday, she said: "Ok I will teach you about blah blah blah on Monday." LOL. She didn't even inform us she was leaving. LOL. Now we're gonna get a new Chemistry and class teacher. Last time this happened, I was in Form 2. Miss Khoo left beacuse she got married. And look who we got as replacement.
Yea. You know who.
Aihs....OK, to finish this post with a enlightening end, I'm gonna post a pic of a msn conversation between me and Vi****h last night. Haha.
The pic's a bit blur. So here is what it says:
Him: Nice pic dude....it'll only turn s'one blind....HAHAHA
Me: ur pics gay
Me: gay gay gay gay gay
Him: i noe
He admits he's gay. Wahahahahahahaha.
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Sunday, February 04, 2007
YAY!!!! Im back people!!!! (cue for Eminem's song) Guess who's back.....back again....Smart dick's back....tell a friend....
Nothing much happened since the last time I updated. Main thing is my brother, the smarter dick Gary, went back to the land of kangaroos today.
No, not the zoo, Australia. The land down under. Actually does that mean Australia is hell??? Because "down under" seriously sounds like hell.... My mum went with him. Me and me dad will be joining him on the 15th and we'll come back on the 25th. I'm gonna miss CHINESE NEW YEAR.
Damn. My angpows. And no chance of winning Jay Min's money my money back. Wait next time Mark, wait next time.
Saturday had school. Jam packed in 5 hours. Felt like Australia.......wait...I mean hell. Damn, got a lot of work. YE and school. And I'm so gonna drown in homework when I come back from Australia. The day straight after I come back got school. Sure pengsan kao kao. Sure kena from Puan Guna for not doing work. Sure turn into Jay Min.P.S: This is a message to person who sings emo songs in class in a "Im gonna die" voice. You know who you are. And on behalf of the guy population in the class who feel the same as I do, please shut up. Im not meaning you Melissa. Im refering to the other one. Your cooperation is needed to stop sudden deafness. Thank you.
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