Saturday, September 27, 2008

As promised, here's proof of the class guy's gayness yesterday.

They were raping and humping and gangbang-ing during recess and break I think.

First Vhimal got humped. I have the proof, but I didn't upload it because his pants slipped down a bit when he was assaulted.

Then, it was Chay Ann.

Then, I got raped for no reason.

If you notice clearly, Jay Min is the source of all the raping. He was also involved in Vhimal's violation.

It's because he was teased throughout our EST paper by Vhimal and Chay Ann. I think they involved the 'thing' that smells like shit and sits behind class in their jokes. Hence, the raping. He was trying to pull his victims and throw them on it's table. DISGUSTING.

They kononnya raped me because I filmed Chay Ann's rape.

Haha.

Again, thank God I can grip table legs.

monkeyatschul

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Trials have been so far so good I guess. 6 down, 5 to go.

I'm only worried for my BM. I think I might scrape through though. Haha. I'm praying Puan Guna decides to be randomly happy the day she marks my paper. Because I made stupid mistakes in it. Like really stupid. Like the bina ayat question for 'menyebat'.

Every decent Malaysian would know and understand that 'menyebat' means caning or smacking the shit out of somebody with a stick or other objects designed to torture people.

For some unknown reason, when I wrote my sentence, I thought 'menyebat' meant a bee sting. A BEE STING. =P

So my sentence goes:

Lebah itu telah menyebat tangan Ali apabila Ali cuba menangkapnya petang tadi.
(The bee smacked the shit out of Ali's hand when he tried to catch it just now in the evening.)

Puan Guna's so gonna laugh her ass off. LOL

Anyhoos, I guess English, Sejarah, Maths, Moral and EST are OK.

Exams resume the week after the holidays. Each day after the Raya break is dedicated to one subject in the following order: Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Add Maths and Prinsip Perakaunan.

I'm only 100% ready for Add Maths. Lol.

Oh, and here's our band photoshoot for the school magazine. I just got the pics from Aminah just now. Haha. Puan Guna so happens to be our secondary band teacher, by the way. Random, no?

They threw Vishaal into the air. Literally.

Then, they tried to do Edmund.

And they failed. =)

Senior members + Percussion leader + My semi-retarded-looking saxophone leader. Lol. Yes, there's just 5 seniors. Wei Keat on the left = Percussion King. Hoong Woei is the odd one out = Saxophone guy.

Everyone giler poser in this pic. LOL

P.S: The class guys were GAY today. Really really gay. Reasons and proof will be up tomorrow or Sunday. Thank God my grip on table legs is strong. lol

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

It's kinda funny how we all looked weird 2 years ago.

I've only got a few pictures, but here goes~

Me and Porzi Michelle. (btw, that's a little KUAN JON right behind us. LOL)

Yugendran, Jay Min, Kyle.

Teng Huei, Vhimal, Keat Tong, Jay Min.

Pooi Cheng, Melissa.

Kyle. Poser since Form 3. lol

At that time, we were all gearing up for PMR.

Now, we're having SPM trials, which are starting tomorrow.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

monkeyatschul

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Wahahahaha! I'm so freaking ecstatic! I wanna celebrate! Lol

LIVERPOOL JUST KICKED MANCHESTER UNITED'S ASS. Wahahaha! In your face MU fans (e.g. Samantha, Melissa, Jay Min etc.)

Hohoho I'm so freaking happy. Ahahahaha, I can't stop smiling. Lol

I'm feeling like one of them. Haha!

Ok enough football.

Being hardworking and in full-swing exam momentum, I did an Adds Maths Paper 1 during the game. Haha. First time I used 2 hours to complete a Paper 1. Could'nt help it. =)

So I kinda gotta study kao kao tomorrow. I've still got 5 chapters of Form 5 Sejarah left to do. Then I'll go to Bio. Then, I'm done! Woohoo!

Oh, and now it's past midnight. Which means....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

Yep, that's my exercise-frenzy dad. He's really fit for his age I guess. Over 50 years but still no signs of a beer belly or stuff. He jogs and takes weights like almost every day. And now, he does yoga poses around midnight every day. LOL

We're having a little party for him tomorrow. So less studying time. Haha. I'm happy yet guilty. Lol

That's all I guess. =)

P.S: I'm addicted to this dance group: Jabbawockeez. They won some American dance competition thingy and took part in other competitions as well. Heck they even had a deleted scene in Step Up 2.

The masks are cool. Haha

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Ok, I'm now taking a break from the books. This week's been ccraaaazzyy~

Go to school I study, go to tuition I study, come home I study. Exam syndrome's kicking in.

Anyway, I got nothing much to blog about. So I'm just gonna do a post on my mum's shop.

My mum's opening a small food shop in 1 Utama in November. I think it's on the 15th, but I'm not too sure. It's called 'Molten Lava'. Haha

And she's forcing me to work at her shop after SPM with a part-time wage. lol

She's selling different kinds of kaya on many different kinds of stuff. The kaya is not as thick as the normal kaya and comes in many different flavours. Many as in MANY. And the different kinds of stuff the kaya is put on are such as toast, glutinuos rice, etc. Oh, and she selling churros too. Churros is something like a Spanish doughnut. But different. Haha.

But I'm still not sure what's the final menu and stuff. I'm just gonna be a worker. (Lol come find me in 1U in december. Then I can ponteng kerja and go watch movie. Haha)

Here's some pics of the stuff she's selling. Photos and editing were all done by semi-Dr Gary Tan. Kudos~

My mum's been working at this for almost a year now. Haha. Cost counting, plan layout, bla bla bla.

Haha, good work Mum!

P.S: Since I wished you 'good work' and I kinda promoted you on my blog, can you increase my salary? Pleaseeeeeeeeeee? =)

monkeyatschul

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

I'm so freaking bored. Haha. I think it's because of the studying. =(

This is the view from my house. I kinda like the third world effect. Haha. The sesat person there is my maid, by the way. lol

Oh AND RUEI PERN. I FOUND A GOOD BOOK FOR YOU.

=) jkjkjkjkjk. hahahahaha

My aunt and grandmother just came back from the US. And they bought loads of stuff. One of which is probably a life-time supply of M&Ms. I tell you, my house is just full of it.

I got tupperwares of M&Ms.

I got few plastic bags of M&Ms.

For the first time in my life, there's just too much chocolate around to eat. Unbelievable, no?

Ok back to Sejarah. The most boring subject created.

I always wondered why our history books can't be like US history books.

See, you read the titles also you become kaypoh. Unlike our boring syllabus. :S

P.S: I'm addicted to this new game. Jay discovered it on my computer. I didn't even knew it existed. It seems the computer guy who reformatted my CPU installed it for me for free. Haha

Insaniquarium: the game whereby you have to raise fish. The fish will shit money. Then you use the money to upgrade and buy more stuff.

All the good fish you can get. Ultravore ROCKS. It shits treasure chests. =)

These are the bastard aliens who will appear and eat your fish. Lol

It might sound lame, but it's really fun. Haha

monkeyatschul

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