Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Hi everyone! Yes, I know I have not been updating in a hell long time, but I have a good reason. Ok, fine, I don't have a good reason. I'm just too lazy. Happy? >.d
I've got some random stuff to update about but I can't use the main computer in the house on weekdays as the exams are coming. And most of the random stuff are in the form of pictures. And I haven't even uploaded them into the comp. It's still in the camera. Piff. You might been asking how I'm updating now. Well, I'm not sneakingly using it. I'm updating from my room (YES THERE'S A COMPUTER IN MY ROOM NOW! Wish no.2: check), and I'm allowed to use it for a while everyday to do some online SAT (US entry exam) questions.
Actually I tried updating from my room quite a number of times. Just that my Internet speed is not fast enough to let me log into Blogger. Stop laughing, it's not funny. Because of this, I can't play online games from my room comp. *sniff sniff*. But somehow, today's speed is faster than usual. Weird eh? Probably those fat idiots at Streamyx decided not to download porn today. Horny assholes.
Well anyway, off to what I got to say about today. Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a blocked nose. These setbacks disappeared when I went to school. Nothing much happened today........until Gerko. Today, I played football in the RAIN.(I forgot about my morning symptoms k???) As if I wasn't sucky enough as it is. I had 2 shots on goal: 1 blocked and I missed my volley. Damnit. Nevermind. My team goalkeeper, Dickson, diverted the attention away from me. I mean, how many goalkeepers you see score 3 OWN GOALS in a game?
Well, actually he only had one own goal, but he allowed a corner and a pass form centre field to roll pass him. He just stood next to the ball. (Slaps hand on forehead)
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Monday, September 03, 2007
Ok...I've been tagged by Whay Ying, Justine and Lin Cze. So here goes....
My Top 8 Criteria For The Perfect Woman.
Rules:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
Let's see:
Gender- definitely FEMALE
1) SHOULD be shorter than me. It's a natural-guy-ego thing. At least for me.
2) SHOULD not be muscular. Women with bulging muscles freak me out OK....A bit of muscle is fine, but if the girl can break bones (ahem...Siu Wee), then it's a no-no.
3) SHOULD not be too fat. Sumo wrestlers = NO WAY. I don't really like anorexic girls either.
4) SHOULD be decently attractive. Assets will help. ;P
5) SHOULD have a decent attitude. No bitches (I mean literal bitches, not friendly, crazy bitches)
6) SHOULD be quite smart. Don't have to be straight-A material, but definitely not a bimbo.
7) SHOULD know how to dress. No la-la clothes please.
8) SHOULD be fun. Being sampat and crazy helps. :)
That would make my perfect woman. But I'm not keeping my hopes too high though. Haha. ;P
On a totally different topic, I present to you, the most patriotic person I know:
Captain Malaysia
Caught you posing, Deepan. Wahahahahahaha.
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