Monday, October 23, 2006
On Saturday night, I went to Pooi Cheng's party. I went very late. I was the latest there. Haha. Anyway, had loadz A BLOODY HELL LOT of fun there!
First played basketball with Kyle and Jay Min in Pooi Cheng's super large basement. Then, went up and had my dinner (cold McD chicken, burger, fries and nuggets). Played snooker a while. Played some newspaper game. Then, quite a lot of people went home. I tumpang Jay Min home, and he was not going home until very late at night. Good.
Played with candles and FIRE on Pooi Cheng's veranda. Khai Xing and Siu Wee made a heart shape with lighted candles stuck on the floor. Kok Leong made a "I LOVE U" to Elvina with candles. How romantic eh????
Had 5-6 big bottles of Coke left on the table. So we (Kian Hoew, Yi Xia, Jay Min, Ju Ann, Khai Xing and me....actually more of Kian Hoew, Yi Xia and me only) played blackjack where the loser had to drink (at first 1 cup) 1 mouthful of Coke. The result: I felt like vomitting after a while. Elvina and her gang went back. Then we(the remainding people there) chatted and talked about lots of stuff and funny memories of school and other stuff. FUN. Then, someone suggested that we cleaned up the mess around the room. I cleaned the room with Jay Min. The others cleaned the veranda. Then, suddenly got screaming from the veranda and everyone was running around outside.
Apparently, MR Low Kian Hoew took a bit of leftover cake and splatted Shi Yee's face. So, a cake war began. Me and Jay Min walked out and kena cake also. We ran around the garden with cake to splat everybody! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!!!!! Then tried to wash up. My face, neck, hair, shirt, and ass got caked. Everybody smelled like cake. Everyone was oily because of the butter in the cake. Imagine having butter wiped on your face. The we cleaned up everything properly, and set Pooi Cheng's army of dogs out into the garden. The dogs started to pee everywhere. Yikes. (Pooi Cheng, you under-feed your dogs....I tossed some fries at 2 dogs and they gobbled it and pressed their heads against their cages, trying to get out to get more fries......and your cage is too small for your poor little husky).
We went to Pooi Cheng's room and lepak-ed around until Jay Min's dad came. Pooi Cheng pinjam-ed me her brother's shirt because my shirt was caked. Then, went home and had a bath. And I went to sleep, smelling like cake.
On Sunday morning, Ah Meng Koko took me to play futsal. I sucked. And I had a stomach-ache for a while (must be all that bloody Coke I drank the night before....damn it). Then, he went out with his colleagues. They came back and we played board games and bluff! LOL. DAMN FUN and FUNNY. Went to watch the Liverpool match (DAMN IT....they lost 2-0) at the mamak with Ah Meng Koko's another friend. At the mamak, on my right, in front of me, and behind me have smokers. And all of them only could only blow their dirty, polluting smoke at my direction.%^#$%@. And I guess that's it.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY TO
MARK LEE JAY MIN
Yes, two days after being rechristened with the name Mark, Jay Min turns 15. So I just wanna say: Thanks for being a great, funny yet ever so blur friend over the past few years. And thanks for not taking anything to heart everytime I tease you. ;P So happy birthday Mark the mosquito.
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Monday, October 16, 2006
Jay Min has a new name. Its Mark. This only means one thing: new era of teasing! But its harder to tease him now. Last time it was easy to kacau him, eg. "Jay is gay". Now it's Mark. What rhymes with Mark??? Dark, bark, park??? Maybe fark...but still not as nice as "Jay is gay".
And when he was Jay, his name meant a bird. A jay bird. And ******'s name meant another bird. So perfect teasing oppurtunity. Now, it's Mark. Mark means a scar??? No connection at all.
Conclusion: I am sticking to Jay....when I tease him. ;P
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Ouch...my body's aching all over, especially my left ankle, my right shoulder and my right knee. You know why??? Its because I played badminton yesterday, after probably 8 months without going for training. And I realized I cant play and move as fast as I could before and my reactions were slower. Anyway, we played in some big giant building with 32 courts. Its in the Malaysian Book Of Records for largest number of courts. Ahhhhh, who cares. Back to the story.
Ah Meng Koko brought me there with Donald and Peggy. Then, his 3 colleagues and 1 of his colleague's sister met us there. And the shocking thing is: that colleague's sister is a STATE PLAYER. Yes, she plays for Selangor. Aikssss.....scary. So we went there and sort of got our asses whooped. Even though she didn't play seriously and was like fooling around, we still struggled to play against her. So played for 3 hours then went to eat dinner.
The sister wanted to eat sushi. Everyone else was like: "&%&$...expensive.." So in the end, we ate at a nearby restaurant (not sushi) that Donald suggested (Donald works in that area so he knows whats nice and whats not). Good food. Then we went home. Damn tired. So I decided to ponteng school today. ^^
New resolution: Do more sports and get fitter, before I become obese.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
Yeah! Today I ponteng-ed school. WOOT!!!! Feels so good. Anyway Keat Tong, Julian and Kyle came to my place around 10am (Ju was damn late) and we left for Megamall. Vhimal, Chay Ann, Jay and Teng Huei wanted to come also, but got a big transport problem so they couldn't. Anyway, dunno they ponteng school also or not. Reason??? THE SCHOOL PEOPLE ORGANIZED SOME "PERMAINAN TRADISIONAL" FOR US TODAY. Personally, I don't like people telling me to go play congkak or hop-scotch the whole day.
Anyway back to the subject of Megamall. So we reached there bout 11 something. Went to play bowling. They had some promotion: 3 rounds for RM10. Quite cheap, so I chose that. But after like few frames also we began to feel a bit sien. All of us really noob-ish except Julian who was quite good. Julian, who supposedly claims he had never bowled before in his life, won 2 out 3 of the games.
We were like: "Woi, you NEVER play bowling before?!?!?!?!"
Julian: "Yea."
First round:
Kt = 66
Sean = 67
Kyle = 65
Julian = 87
Second round:
Kt = 94
Sean = 60(?)
Kyle = 53
Julian = 58
Third round:
Kt = 87(?)
Sean = 28
Kyle = 50-60(?)
Julian = 128
Ok, everyone must be thinking, "Damn these people so damn noob". Ok I admit I really suck at bowling. But for "first-timer" Julian, he was excellent. And I got only 28 in the last game because we were rushing for time. And Julian "pang zui" for us in the second game.
After bowling, Kyle wanted to get a memory card reader, so we're off to the IT World. And I found out that the Ipod Video 30GB that I want costs RM1249. Yikes! Then, we watched "Rob-B-Hood" or something like that. Some Jackie Chan and Tony Leung(I think he's in this movie, not sure whether it's him anot) movie with a cute baby. Very funny. Overall= good movie.
After that, we went home. NO ARCADE. DAMN. Lolz. Nevermind, at least I skipped playing with "layang-layangs" and playing "gasing". ;P
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
This is Jay Min. He is an imaginary mosquito. He is not a normal mosquito. He's the mosquito king. He commands mosqito minions.
Ok, so a lot of people are wondering why I call Jay Min a mosquito. I think that only Chay Ann knows. Anyway the origin of this nickname.
Once upon a time, Chay Ann, Jay Min and me had tuition in my house. During this tuition, we three will kacau each other like mad. Three way kacau-ing and sampat-ing. Anytime Chay Ann and I kacau Jay Min, a mosquito (or few) will attack us. One mosquito did a kamikaze into Chay Ann's ear. Digusting. And mosquitoes seem to fly around Jay Min without biting him AT ALL. They just revolve around his head. Then, they take turns to attack me, Chay Ann and the teacher. Tease him only mosquito straight fly at us. And he commands them to attack us. This happens EVERY TUITION CLASS.
And I repeat, he doesn't get bitten AT ALL. You can never see Jay Min with a mosquito bite. I never seen one before.
Thus, Jay Min is a mosquito. Or their king/commander anyway.
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
I just remembered a very funny incident that happenned somewhere before PMR. Ok, so everybody getting damn tensed coz PMR coming. And the guys in my class (kyle and I are excluded because we came late to class) were running around and doing stupid stuff to cause havoc and laughter to relieve stress. So here's what happenned:
Guys running around the classroom like mad idiots.
Chay Ann takes the broom to whack someone.
Chay Ann accidentally hit Melissa on her face with the broom while running.
Chay Ann stops running in front of the class and starts laughing.
Melissa walks to him.
Melissa holds out her hand.
Chay Ann blurly hands her the broom.
Chay Ann stares blurly at Melissa for a few seconds.
Melissa hits whacks Chay Ann with the broom.
Chay Ann runs away.
Chay Ann tries to hide under a chair.
Melissa walks up to him.
Melissa continues poking and pounding him with the broom.
Cikgu Ibrahim walks in.
Cikgu Ibrahim sends Chay Ann and Yugendran out of the class.
Ok, so Chay Ann kena whacked and punished. Yugendran was just unlucky and had to go out because he was walking around. Anyway, 2 days before this, Cikgu Ibrahim made Chay Ann do a salute and say an oath ten times. The next day, Yugendran kena the same thing. Cikgu Ibrahim ROCKS TO THE MAX.
Oh yea, there's also Jay Min trying to speak Chinese. When I say Chinese, it means trying to speak a lot of Chinese dilects e.g. Hokkien, Mandarin, Cantonese. But he only knows a few words from each dilect, so he joins up all the dilects to make some rojak of a language.
Hokkien is in yellow.
Cantonese in red.
Mandarin in blue.
"Wa ka le gong! Lei ho yi help wo mou?"
It means, "I tell you now! You can help me anot?". And he speaks it with a weird English accent. ~_~.
Haha. All this during the week before PMR. Yes, the week before PMR. Aren't we a bunch of little happy-go-lucky idiots????
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
PMR IS OVER!!!!!
Thank God it's over. Bye bye stress. Hello fun! hehe....anyway time to talk a bit about the exams...We had many different types of "pengawas" who supposed to keep an eye on what we're doing during the exams. 1 pengawas took his chair to the back of the class and slept. Another guy took his chair to the back and started sms-ing on his handphone non-stop without looking up. 1 woman walked out of the classroom and left us ALONE for about 10 minutes. Haha....so...uummm what's the word.... good irresponsible. ^^
I'm currently in (?)euphoria land. 2-3 months of pure fun. Straight after PMR, Vhimal, VInnesh, me and some a hell lot of other guys walked to a nearby cyber cafe and played until our eyes also tired. Vhi came to bathe in my house then we went to Jin Wei's party. We barbecued stuff. My hotdogs and chickens were hard to cook. Wait, lemme rephrase that...The sausages Jin Wei provided us and the chciken meat was difficult to cook. Yea, thats better. Ok anyway Jay and Jin Wei made a bonfire. So I joined in. I burned boxes and sticks. Julian burned dry grass and candles. Jay Min burned papaya leaves. Jin Wei's cousins burned rocks. And what a fire it was.
Thinking about ponteng-ing school on Monday. Not really because I wanna relax, it's because it's my duty to do assembly on Monday. Yea, reciting the Rukun Negara to about 300 sleepy students. Or maybe its just my class who is always sleepy during assembly. Probably its only me....Ah whatever, my mum wants me to go on Monday. Damn it.
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