Monday, June 26, 2006

2day had a really fun bm class.......reasons?....the retard is absent again.........;P......and cikgu ibrahim gave us a chance to sampat.....he ask us write a story on d whiteboard....each person write 1 sentence, no discussing....juz to see wat nonsense we'll write.....continue-ing each others sentences........here's the result...

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Petang itu, hujan turun dengan lebatnya. Rancangan untuk ke pantai tertangguh. Saya sangat sedih kerana telah lama merancang ke sana. Saya berfikir tentang bagaimana saya akan menggunakan masa lapang ini. Tiba-tiba, telefon berbunyi. Saya berasa sungguh marah dan mencampak telefon keluar ke dalam hujan. Semasa mencampak telefon itu, saya ternampak seorang lelaki yang sedang mencuri baju jiran saya. Saya berasa sangat hairan. Saya terus keluar dari rumah lalu menjerit sambil membuang sebuah kasut terhadapnya. Jiran saya, 'A', berlari tanpa seurat benang. Eh tunggu......lelaki tersebut telah mengambil baju dalam 'A'. Lelaki itu pandang ke belakang dan ketawa kuat.

Selepas itu, saya masuk ke dalam rumah dan memasak anjing saya untuk dimakan lalu terfikir akan badan 'A' yang seksi lagi tegap. Jadi, saya keluar dari rumah untuk melihat 'A' tetapi 'A' sedang merogol pencuri itu. Dengan cepat, saya bergegas ke "7 eleven" untuk membeli 'Durex' supaya pencuri itu tidak hamil dengan bayi 'A'. Apabila saya pulang ke rumah, saya ternampak anjing peliharaan kedua saya dan 'A' sedang bercumbuan. Saya cuba untuk menghentikan perbuatan tersebut tetapi gagal. Damn, sekarang saya mesti beli lagi satu Durex. Saya pergi ke kedai untuk membeli tetapi 'Durex' telah habis stok. Saya pun kehilangan idea. Kemudian, saya pun terpaksa membeli 'Play Safe'. Saya mendapati bahawa 'Play Safe' itu bersaiz XXL. Saya tidak kisah lalu menggunakan kamera saya untuk merakam perbuatan mereka. Selepas itu, saya telah memaparkan video mereka di Internet lalu mereka menjadi pelakon filem yang terkenal.

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swt....lol....d first paragraph was written by the innocent students....d second was by d rest of us...hehe....'A' is a name of a student in our class......'A' himself wrote dat 'A' has a sexy and muscular body.....it was veri be hiao ba of 'A'.......haha.....can u guess wich 1 was my sentence????? juz take a wild guess.....

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Friday, June 23, 2006

yay weekends!!!!......2 days of no skul.....skul has been dull til yesterday bcoz of a certain retard....but 2day d retard was absent so im quite happy.....n oso bcoz 6 other ppl were absent, so it was quite peaceful.............pn punitha was really nice 2day.....she din teach moral and sampated abit wit me,teng huei,mel and shu yen during reading period.....serious.....haha.....others got basketball tournament.....interesting....jay and yugen played really well.....unfortunately 4 jay....i tink a certain sumone was not watching....ouch....haha.....and i managed to install dota!!!!.....ahaha.....but d web registration thingy got some update or sumthin, so cant make id....*sniff.......nvrmind.....im still happy.....=)....

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Thursday, June 22, 2006

aiks 2 day report card day.....phew lucky pn punitha din complain....AT ALL!!!!.....wakakaka....parents were quite happy wit results.....til dey saw i got 4th.....i don really care actually.....but dey do....so i was being advised 4 sum time....2 study and get first....im d last of d top in my class.....@_@.....

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

WORLD CUP FEVER!!!!!!
haha....i too have been struck by this disease....addictive....;P....

anyway on 2 wat happened 2day....had 2 periods of mr anthony....wich we discussed bout a class debate.....1 team under kyle, 1 under ph*llip.....he then said, "(points at kyle) dont have a all boy group, (points at ph*llip) dont have a all girl group"....lol, ma i laughing....den during break, i walking to canteen to makan la....kt and vhi in front of me.....d rest bhind us.....wen we reach d foyer....ph*llip sumhow had an urge n suddenly kicked me in my butt....lol....yep he kicked me really really hard.....almost fell foward....den i look at him, he look at me back lyk wanna kill me....swt....kicked me in my back....not front, back....cant even dodge....if from front kt and vhi will whack him on my behalf...actually i considered punching him for a moment....den i thought, if i whack him, im in trouble oso....so i didnt...

ph*llip den act as if he so big.....be hiao ba...he memang lyk dat but 2day more than usual....den i cant tahan edi coz he continue kacau me....so lunch i went n report 2 mr mani....den mr mani came in during sejarah and called ph*llip out....came back quite long later....came back in den say i sissy have to report to teacher....swt....nobody on earth will b scared of him....he acts big...kena edi, cry lyk baby....example.....he go kacau daniel, say he gay la bla bla bla.....typical ph*llip.....after skul daniel go punch him....kena soft oso (not as hard as he kick me) he fall down and start crying.....yep crying....n he acts as if he can kill mike tyson....but kena punch, will cry....nvrmind la....he call me sissy bla bla bla.....i scold him back kao kao, he whimper down abit....den i tok wit jay and kt, he go tell vhi i sissy la bla bla bla, i go tok wit vhi, he tell jay and kt i sissy....swt sendiri takut tok big in front of me.....den say after skul wan fite wit me....b4 teacher let us out of class oso, he sneak out from backdoor.....quickly cabut in2 his mum's car n lari....-_-"....

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

huh....long time din post edi....haha lazy la....anyway....ummm....last saturday went 1u and celebrated raymond's and josh burfday....n there, sum fat uncle go and kik me out of tokyo drift....geram....then had to spend 2 hours reading books in mph....haha....after dat went 4 syarifah's party!....makan abit den balik....ok so back to 2day....michelle q is new head prefect....oooooo....quite expected....lol.....came home from skul got bloody painful headache....napped but headache still din go away....now feel lyk got fever....damn im falling sick.....samore im abit scared coz my cousin hu leaves bhind my hse kena dengue.....aikssss scared la.....dengue @_+....

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

yes!!!! finish all projeks edi!!!!!!!! so damn happy!!!!! n exam all A (dunno art la)!!!!!!!!!! gud week.....wakakakaakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friday, June 09, 2006

aiks.....raymond said i've been tagged......so i'm supposed to come up with 8 things bout my perfect lover....~.~...so here goes!!!!

Sweet
lol i guess my perfect lover has to b sweet rite??? cant go around wit sum rude, evil gurl can i???

Age and Height
haha....i tink my perfect gurl has 2 b younger than me....and probably shorter.....yea....i duwan to stand on stool if i get married...;P....i'm a guy....i guess i have to b more uummm dominant (hhmmm?)

Looks
uummm....my perfect lover muz b pretty n not obese....haha....i duwan an overweight gurl....blek...:D..

Friendly and Sociable
she muz b able to mix wit all me frens and family i guess....coz if she's enemies wit dem....i cham liaoz.....

Attitude
i duwan her 2 lyk scold me 2 often or blame me 4 little tiny problems and stuff...coz i noe i tend 2 do dat from time 2 time...>.<.....so she oso has 2 b abit tolerable.....

Independant
lol....i'm not gonna do everything 4 her la....i can help her wit a thing or 2....but she has to b able to take care of herself without much help from me.....

Smart
she has 2 b smart kua....dun have 2 b lyk genius la...as long not categorised under "bodoh" can edi....

Uuummm
aikss....wat else....uuummmm.....hopefully she is disease-free.....lol.........i duwan a gurl wit aids or sumthin....dats pretty obvious....hu wans 2 marry sum1 with aids???....but cant tink of anythin, so dats dat....

haha...so i guess dats d 8 stuff bout my perfect lover....-_-"...im supposed to tag 8 more ppl n make dem suffer listing dis stuff....but im not gonna, coz i always lyk breaking chain letters and stuff....so im gonna break dis 1....@_+....

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

ok, this is goona be a long post bout my trip to langkawi....so i left 4 langkawi on saturday morn....had 2 wake up at 6am coz our flight at 8am......yikes 2 little sleep....den went to klia...flew there in bout 45 mins....went there wit my mum,dad,grandmum,cousin,a relative, relative's daughter in law, and relative's grandson....lol....then went to hotel.....Tanjung Rhu Resort....went there....we booked 4 rooms...but oni 2 rooms ready....so kekurangan rooms....we den went for lunch......den everyone except me, my mum and my dad went shopping in a near-by town....the rest of us rest in a room (which supposed to be my relative's 1)....but in the end waited few hours oso din get our own room...so we took dat room instead n the relative took d other unprepared room (it was ready wen they got back)....oh yea....1 thing special bout this trip is the package includes all u can eat food...any time of the day....24 hours room-service for free...fine dining for free.....heaven.....haha...

after resting a while, we went to the gym...

then we wanted to go kayaking since it was free...yep, the onli thing not free is alcohol and archery....so went to the water sports centre but they already closing down in 10 mins....so 2 little time to kayak....so we went 4 a swim.....swam den went back to room....den got ready for dinner....d dinner is a fine-dining restaurant....so luckily i brought slacks and a long-sleeve shirt....all d food there mahal-mahal belaka....but wat the heck....its free!....so we ordered and ate....

this is the welcoming dish....so small food 4 a big plate...~_~...

haha...dis is my soup...part tomato and part mushroom by its looks....but tastes diff.....4gt wat its called edi.......

ok so last pic i post was d soup...now the sourbet (is dat how u spell it?), which makes u hungry b4 d main course....haha eat sumtin 2 make u hungry....~~.....

looks chun eh???....the bowl is made out of ice....with a flower in it....nice....the orange thing wit d leaf is the sourbet (hmmm?).....my dad reckons they use a coconut husk to make the bowl.....coz its not even...haha.......

ok dis is my main course....sum chicken thing.....which is harder than stone....i had to use the knife to saw through it....haha...in d end i shared my dad's cod fish...haha.....

after dinner went to see live mexican music...sabor mexicano...veri chunted....sing and played well...but the sad thing is we probably d onli ones hu heard dem....coz dey were singing at d far end of the hotel.....lol....den we went to watch another live band...dis 1 from phillipines....4gt their name, but got 1 double bass, 1 flute, 1 violin and 1 pianist....played veri nice....oldies....almost fell asleep....blek :P.....but my mum and dad kept on asking dem to play chitty chitty bang bang, sum song bout chipmunk cartoon my bro used to watch (power rangers beats it flat 4 me...haha~)...den i rented van helsing (its free) to watch....room got dvd player ma...chunted facilities from d hotel.....so watched van helsing wit my cousin....after d movie....she said she rather sleep on d couch....so i got the whole bed to myself........wakakakaka....

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the next day woke up bout 11......haha....went 4 breakfast but dey already kept d buffet table....swt....so we ordered food instead....wat the heck, its still free!......so ate...den went to the city in a van....for sum shopping....went to 2 stores oni....duty-free chocolate and wine and cigarettes...mmmm chocolate....haha bought sum home.....while waiting for my mum to shop, me, my dad and the relative's grandson sat at a bench....as my cousin put it, dat boy was testing me and my dad's patience....

here is d bragger....he toks big alot...he's as violent as a dog wit rabies....he kicked me, stepped on my foot, punched me in my back, hit my head wit a mineral water bottle and a cap, punch my head, pinch me, poke me, push me and even spat on me!!!!.....dat little 'thing' made us so bloody angry until we hit him back...but not hard coz scared later fite wit the relative (hu manja's him)....if i have the chance to whack him wit no reprecussions....he's dead....

after shoping went back to the hotel and went to d gym again....den went kayaking at last!susah la first time i try....my dad doing more work....haha...

after a while hands pain edi so went to swim in d pool....

after dat, went back to room to bathe....and get ready 4 fine-dining again.....lol....i and my cousin, "Chingo", went late by 45 mins.....coz we were watching punk'd on mtv...haha....after eating....we went to saffron, another restaurant there, to eat again....so greedy...haha....nice mediterranian food...too full.....i rented runaway jury to watch....but half-way watching it, we were too sleepy so we stop and went to sleep.....whole bed to myself again....wakakakaka....

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next day woke up earlier.....ate breakfast....den i went kayaking wit Chingo...haha....kayak to d 2 islands near-by....den kayak back....ouch, my hand pain again....den rented a water-bee (u get d point, its free) n went out to sea wit Chingo again....its lyk those cycling boats at lakes, u cycle to move the water-bee.........haha, i supposed to help her cycle....but my pedals were broken....so she had to paddle the water-bee herself.....wakakakaka......after dat Chingo went back to the room....i went into d pool to relax.....the pool had a few beds....yep....my body is underwater but my head above air....veri syok.....den went back to room....bathed and packed up....went 4 lunch at saffron again......den checked out n went home....the hotel ppl drove us to d airport in 3.0 litre Estimas....wakao....3.0 litre wei.....d driver said d hotel has 4 estimas and 6 jaguars.....all of them are 3.0 litres.....damn....so rich...den i remembered langkawi is tax-free....haha........the price of our jag at home can buy 3 betta jags in langkawi...~_~"....

den board plane and flew home...2pid pilot fly lyk roller-coaster...d air-stewardess toking on intercom...den suddenly stop coz the plane jerk up and down...sounded lyk she fell down!....haha....scary man....den went home....and surprise!....my maid cooked a big dinner at home coz she thought everyone coming to my hse 4 dinner....swt....anyway we whacked d food den slept lo....haha......

here are sum random pics of d trip.....

dis is the lake in front of d reception.........

dats my mum....n bhind her is d reception....

dis is d path to saffron, d reading room, d beach and d other restaurants....

dis pic shows d magnificent langkawi beach and d 2 islands i kayak-ed 2 wit Chingo....

dis is the standard room we got...notice d plasma tv...d dvd player is in d cupboard...

haha posing wit my mum....i have an umbrella coz it was raining dat morn....

lol...i love dis pic....catches my dad so posing....

a random shot during fine-dining dinner.....

haha....i tink dats all kua.....

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Friday, June 02, 2006

yikes....2day had to wake up at 10.30.....got tuition....2 hours and 15 mins....wwaaaa...den had my lunch till bout 1.00............den went upstairs to play comp n watch sum newly downloaded movies....no, its not porno...i felt lyk watching lotr so i dl it and watched......den my mum comes homes around 3....she says i muz practise saxophone and study....coz she said mid-year no form 1 and 2, so i muz revise them...den i told her mid-year got form 1,2 and half of form 3 and i revised them edi (she tinks i nvr study at all 4 my exams....but actually i do....juz dat i study wen she's not at home and rest wen she comes home....if i dun study i fail lo...).....but after a long talk (didnt listen much, watchin lotr),i still muz study....i suppose the reason is coz pmr this year.....and if i dun get 7 As.....+_+....

in the end...she ask me call the maids up coz they shifted a cupboard so now it blocks a door...so i ran all the way down....call them up....ran all the way up......den i post dis blog....yikes....

anyway, i off to langkawi tomoro...;P....so have to upload sum songs to my mp3....out~

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