Friday, May 12, 2006
haiz...ok la im over my dog edi....anyway next topic....this whole week i keep on getting irratated by teachers around me....at home and in skul....here's the top 3 teachers hu annoys me constantly....
3) Ian- my irratating saxophone teacher.....easily annoyed....and easily annoying....always go "NONO!!! u always blow wrong....bla bla bla.....u blow like this (blows as if nvr play saxophone b4)...u muz blow like this (blows properly.....mocking my patience)"......den he gave me a piece to practice 4 me exam....veri hard piece wich he always scold me 4 not playing properly.... tiba-tiba wen original piece come....totally diff from the score he gave me....turns out mr ian tranposed the piece 3 semitones lower by accident.....swt........
2) Mr Edward Tan- yes my maths teacher is exceptionally irratating....main reason is because he is a SEXIST.....oni go and help gurls.....he always go help gurls, den any boy call him, he wun listen....any other gurl call....vvvvoooommmmm.....F1 car fly so fast to the gurl......samore cari pasal.....all the boys din change pj on time.....kena scolding.....ok lo....ma we quickly go change....tiba-tiba door opens and king kong comes in.....we were lyk in our underpants "wth????we changing la sir...."....he replies " u not changing....u toking....(toking while changing is apparently a sin)....u dun change faster i will tell mr gary not 2 let u have pj (note to self: mr selva teach us pj, not mr gary.....and we oni went on toilet for bout 2 mins...)"....he stands there waiting for us to change....ask him to go out coz wan change pants....duwan go....gay......wen went back to class.....realised oni scold us.....few gurls change late tak kena ape-ape pun....pure sexism....
1) and the top of the list is my class teacher: Pn Punitha- lebih.....first incident is she rudely ask me to sit down wen i told her cyber cafe no printer.....den every sejarah period....."Sean stop toking..."....i not toking or toking oso my name come out....kt tok, i kena....jay tok, kt kena.....i tok, jay kena....we 3 shaddap...she dun scold other ppl for toking...there muz be a tumor in her brain....even pn faridah noe....not us everi time noisy....its the 2 sadist in front noisy....but no....any toking in the class means its us 3 toking......smart.....samantha or vhimal toking- "Sean, apa buat bising ini?"....."cher, not me la".... "eh saya dengar kamu cakap, kamu cakap bukan u"......geram....anyway i can teach sejarah betta than her....all she does is read wat the text book write....word for word....she dun even use her own words or give extra info....juz read the text book....in a boring dull tone....den wednesday ask sejarah questions.....she ask: " Siapa pemimpin Melayu yang telah dibunuh di Batu Pahat oleh PKM?".....no1 answer coz there was no answer....i oso noe....text book got say sumone got killed....but din write name....answer: "Kiai Salleh"........den i tell her: " cher, Kiai Salleh is the pemimpin hu bangun menentang PKM kerana pembunuhan tersebut....dia tidak menentang kerana dinasihati oleh Dato Onn Jaafar...."....reply: " Tak ade la....ini soalan PMR 1999, tentu tak boleh salah jawapan....kiai salleh telah dibunuh pkm"....i take out text book, find the page and show her.....there got kiai salleh picture...date of death : 1959......we merdeka 1957.....he die after merdeka.....pkm so long b4 merdeka.....doink.....she couldnt balas my bukti....so she said sumthin oni sum1 stupid will say: " the text book is wrong....my workbook is rite"....yes, the government is apparently stupider than pn punitha...punitha is cleverer than hishamuddin....great....den start marah me...coz wrong answer......geram......(note to self: 1999 PMR question, my bro dat time oso std 6.....dey change the syllabus how many times eh???....smart teacher....even past year question paper book din include 1999 paper la......doink....i go take my father text book and ask u question u can answer anot????....of course cant la....how u noe the answer????....sure old workbook and latest text book diff la....)........den yesterday so pandai cari pasal.....kacau me say im wrong, she's rite......over edi still wan kacau......gggrrrr.....stupid vampire....
so those are the top 3 annoying,irratating teachers in my life......
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