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Tuesday, April 11, 2006


veri eventful day......as everyone noes....today is a school holiday!!!!.....so went to jusco wit some frenz to catch a movie....saw many acmarianz there...feel lyk going to skul oni......so we watched eight below......a movie suggested by yugendran....which we will never trust again coz we were really bored in the cinema for more than 2 hours....then went out the cinema and lepak around....then yugendran's driver picked us and drop us at chay ann's place....yugen got tuition so he went home after dropping us...


so played ps and doa at chay ann's hse...teng huei was oso there....dude ur guitar skills not bad!!!!!!!....then around 6pm my dad came and pick me....then driving home......reached the berkeley roundabout, going to go, then a toopid volvo speed pass us...managed to brake in time...then wait again for bout 30 secs...then a car bang us from bhind... an old indian lady driving a ford dat looks lyk it was made in 1960...our car waiting at the juncton, so she driving towards us from bhind...driving forward but looking towards her right.... u dun nid to look right wen got car in front of u at the junction la lady....doink...our bumper sticking out from 1 end...got a big dent...started discussing....she didnt wan to pay us a single sen...instead, she wanted to give us tyre shine and lotion products...-_-"....she said she was not working as she was 56 years old and does amway oni....so she veri poor...her husband retired....since the traffic was heavy, we drove to the carpark in front of my dad's clinic and discussed further there....my mum joined in( she drove from home)....here wat we discussed:


[the red is the old lady][the yellow is my dad or mum][the orange is the car mechanic guy]


"im veri poor la...i got no money...cant pay u"
"nvrmind, pay half of it can edi...no nid full price"
"i give u amway products..."
"wat can i do wit the products??"
"here, u see this water filter?(pointing to an battered box) this is RM2800, u take it and pay me oni RM2000"
"eh u work as a teacher in simpang lima school! (after seeing a letter in her car)"
"yes i working there..but retiring next year"
Note to self: she said she was jobless.... and she said she's 56, retiring age is 55...next year retire means now she's 54 oni la.....
"ok anyway, if i take the filter and pay u RM2000, i still lose more money coz i dun nid it...nvrmind pay us a bit oso can"
The car mechanic guy from the shop next to my dad's clinic comes and joins in...
"i got no money"
"show me ur wallet"
" i dun have a wallet"
"wa then where u put ur ic and license?"
"i dun have la...in my hse"
"so u drive around without ur ic, license, or money?!?!?!"
"yes, i always do lyk dat"
"u own malaysia la?!?!"
"yes"
Note to self: she's got sum mental prob...she tinks she's badawi....
"then we report police, u get in big trouble....bang ppl, duwan pay, samore drive without license or ic..."
Mad old lady rushes into car....starts engine...
"ok u report la"
Dad and Mum blocks her door from closing...mechanic guy quickly turn off her engine and takes her car key...(lyk movie man)
"if i report u kena saman more u noe"
"nvrmind..report la or take my water filter"
Note to self: she mite accuse us of stealing the water filter wen we report this case to the police
"ok how bout we take ur water filter, then u pay us few hundred to repair the car, then we return ur filter back to u"
"ok u give me RM2000 for the filter"
"no, we return the filter back to u wen u pay us"
We continued to discuss this solution wich she didnt wan to accept....coz have to pay us few hundred ringgit...
Note to self: the filter thing looks old...maybe second-hand....cost bout lyk maximum RM2000...so if we give her RM2000 for the filter...she still makes money from this accident... wa...a con-artist"


In the end, we took her filter and ask her to come back and pay us then we give her back the filter...but i tink she didnt agree..so she said take the filter la..take it la....sorry refrased...not said....screaming....coz she angry dat we din agree wit her proposal.....den she got in her car and went off.....
so...we went home after dat encounter......she oso dun let us check the filter coz she say if open the cello tape, she wun get money from amway...so dunno wats inside anyway...so went home....few hours later, had dinner....then she call again.....say meet wit her and her brother and the repair shop next to my dad's clinic....ok meet....then she accused my dad of stealing her tyre shine and lotion......i mean y do we wan ur cheap-skate useless junk anyway....my dad said no,then she accused the mechanic of stealing it....best move she did today....kena marah kao-kao.....idiot lady....but in the end her brother paid RM200 for her....the dmg would cost bout RM500 but we took it anyway......pitied her brother coz he was a nice guy.....


anyway dat mad old crackpot may look lyk an innocent old lady...but deep down inside, cunning evil thoughts run through her veins....a blur toopid accusing idiot dat makes her own problems and try to cheat and con her way out of them..........so in conclusion..................
SCREW U!!! U CRAZY OLD @#$&*!!!!!


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