<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/25173565?origin\x3dhttp://monkeyatschul.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>  







Tuesday, April 25, 2006


i was reading thru some old mail wen i came across this 2 funny compositions.....it made me laugh till i almost fell down....haha....then i printed it out and showed them to a few frens...it still makes me laugh reading it over and over again......the title of the email containing this stuff was REASON WHY SINGAPOREAN TEACHERS VOMIT BLOOD.....haha have a look.....

haha...ok dat's juz the first one...wakaka....dunno y the english so bad....mayb watch 2 much phua chu kang....:p....


haha...this 1 longer than d first....but oso quite funny...the part where it said "me sad" luks as if it was written by jay min....almost same hand-writing....haha....hhhmmmmm....makes u wonder.....wakakaka.....so from dis 2 compositions we noe dat:

1) singaporean english mite not b as gud as we tink...mayb d best scholar english damn gud la...but we dunno wether the "donkoi"s in singapore hav gud mastery of the language anot...lyk i said, phua chu kang mite b a veri influencial show in singapore...so lee kwan yew shouldnt play play if gurmit singh was the opposing party during his time.....

2) singaporean teachers really muz have alot of patience to put up wit dis nonsensical nonsense....haha....if mr anthony get dis...wa....judgement day....x_x....

3) singaporean youngsters should b more moral-iesed....haha....so evil...wan to take all his parents $$$....haha....samore ask them to play chess or sing songs together....make them luk as if dey belong in tanjung rambutan....~,~....

haha....so i hope u blog-readers enjoyed those hilarious pieces of singaporean literature...:D

>*\MôNKÈy~/äT^/~sChûL*<

just posted the above
 at 8:34 PM ;