Saturday, September 27, 2008

As promised, here's proof of the class guy's gayness yesterday.

They were raping and humping and gangbang-ing during recess and break I think.

First Vhimal got humped. I have the proof, but I didn't upload it because his pants slipped down a bit when he was assaulted.

Then, it was Chay Ann.

Then, I got raped for no reason.

If you notice clearly, Jay Min is the source of all the raping. He was also involved in Vhimal's violation.

It's because he was teased throughout our EST paper by Vhimal and Chay Ann. I think they involved the 'thing' that smells like shit and sits behind class in their jokes. Hence, the raping. He was trying to pull his victims and throw them on it's table. DISGUSTING.

They kononnya raped me because I filmed Chay Ann's rape.

Haha.

Again, thank God I can grip table legs.

monkeyatschul

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Trials have been so far so good I guess. 6 down, 5 to go.

I'm only worried for my BM. I think I might scrape through though. Haha. I'm praying Puan Guna decides to be randomly happy the day she marks my paper. Because I made stupid mistakes in it. Like really stupid. Like the bina ayat question for 'menyebat'.

Every decent Malaysian would know and understand that 'menyebat' means caning or smacking the shit out of somebody with a stick or other objects designed to torture people.

For some unknown reason, when I wrote my sentence, I thought 'menyebat' meant a bee sting. A BEE STING. =P

So my sentence goes:

Lebah itu telah menyebat tangan Ali apabila Ali cuba menangkapnya petang tadi.
(The bee smacked the shit out of Ali's hand when he tried to catch it just now in the evening.)

Puan Guna's so gonna laugh her ass off. LOL

Anyhoos, I guess English, Sejarah, Maths, Moral and EST are OK.

Exams resume the week after the holidays. Each day after the Raya break is dedicated to one subject in the following order: Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Add Maths and Prinsip Perakaunan.

I'm only 100% ready for Add Maths. Lol.

Oh, and here's our band photoshoot for the school magazine. I just got the pics from Aminah just now. Haha. Puan Guna so happens to be our secondary band teacher, by the way. Random, no?

They threw Vishaal into the air. Literally.

Then, they tried to do Edmund.

And they failed. =)

Senior members + Percussion leader + My semi-retarded-looking saxophone leader. Lol. Yes, there's just 5 seniors. Wei Keat on the left = Percussion King. Hoong Woei is the odd one out = Saxophone guy.

Everyone giler poser in this pic. LOL

P.S: The class guys were GAY today. Really really gay. Reasons and proof will be up tomorrow or Sunday. Thank God my grip on table legs is strong. lol

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

It's kinda funny how we all looked weird 2 years ago.

I've only got a few pictures, but here goes~

Me and Porzi Michelle. (btw, that's a little KUAN JON right behind us. LOL)

Yugendran, Jay Min, Kyle.

Teng Huei, Vhimal, Keat Tong, Jay Min.

Pooi Cheng, Melissa.

Kyle. Poser since Form 3. lol

At that time, we were all gearing up for PMR.

Now, we're having SPM trials, which are starting tomorrow.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

monkeyatschul

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Wahahahaha! I'm so freaking ecstatic! I wanna celebrate! Lol

LIVERPOOL JUST KICKED MANCHESTER UNITED'S ASS. Wahahaha! In your face MU fans (e.g. Samantha, Melissa, Jay Min etc.)

Hohoho I'm so freaking happy. Ahahahaha, I can't stop smiling. Lol

I'm feeling like one of them. Haha!

Ok enough football.

Being hardworking and in full-swing exam momentum, I did an Adds Maths Paper 1 during the game. Haha. First time I used 2 hours to complete a Paper 1. Could'nt help it. =)

So I kinda gotta study kao kao tomorrow. I've still got 5 chapters of Form 5 Sejarah left to do. Then I'll go to Bio. Then, I'm done! Woohoo!

Oh, and now it's past midnight. Which means....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

Yep, that's my exercise-frenzy dad. He's really fit for his age I guess. Over 50 years but still no signs of a beer belly or stuff. He jogs and takes weights like almost every day. And now, he does yoga poses around midnight every day. LOL

We're having a little party for him tomorrow. So less studying time. Haha. I'm happy yet guilty. Lol

That's all I guess. =)

P.S: I'm addicted to this dance group: Jabbawockeez. They won some American dance competition thingy and took part in other competitions as well. Heck they even had a deleted scene in Step Up 2.

The masks are cool. Haha

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Ok, I'm now taking a break from the books. This week's been ccraaaazzyy~

Go to school I study, go to tuition I study, come home I study. Exam syndrome's kicking in.

Anyway, I got nothing much to blog about. So I'm just gonna do a post on my mum's shop.

My mum's opening a small food shop in 1 Utama in November. I think it's on the 15th, but I'm not too sure. It's called 'Molten Lava'. Haha

And she's forcing me to work at her shop after SPM with a part-time wage. lol

She's selling different kinds of kaya on many different kinds of stuff. The kaya is not as thick as the normal kaya and comes in many different flavours. Many as in MANY. And the different kinds of stuff the kaya is put on are such as toast, glutinuos rice, etc. Oh, and she selling churros too. Churros is something like a Spanish doughnut. But different. Haha.

But I'm still not sure what's the final menu and stuff. I'm just gonna be a worker. (Lol come find me in 1U in december. Then I can ponteng kerja and go watch movie. Haha)

Here's some pics of the stuff she's selling. Photos and editing were all done by semi-Dr Gary Tan. Kudos~

My mum's been working at this for almost a year now. Haha. Cost counting, plan layout, bla bla bla.

Haha, good work Mum!

P.S: Since I wished you 'good work' and I kinda promoted you on my blog, can you increase my salary? Pleaseeeeeeeeeee? =)

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

I'm so freaking bored. Haha. I think it's because of the studying. =(

This is the view from my house. I kinda like the third world effect. Haha. The sesat person there is my maid, by the way. lol

Oh AND RUEI PERN. I FOUND A GOOD BOOK FOR YOU.

=) jkjkjkjkjk. hahahahaha

My aunt and grandmother just came back from the US. And they bought loads of stuff. One of which is probably a life-time supply of M&Ms. I tell you, my house is just full of it.

I got tupperwares of M&Ms.

I got few plastic bags of M&Ms.

For the first time in my life, there's just too much chocolate around to eat. Unbelievable, no?

Ok back to Sejarah. The most boring subject created.

I always wondered why our history books can't be like US history books.

See, you read the titles also you become kaypoh. Unlike our boring syllabus. :S

P.S: I'm addicted to this new game. Jay discovered it on my computer. I didn't even knew it existed. It seems the computer guy who reformatted my CPU installed it for me for free. Haha

Insaniquarium: the game whereby you have to raise fish. The fish will shit money. Then you use the money to upgrade and buy more stuff.

All the good fish you can get. Ultravore ROCKS. It shits treasure chests. =)

These are the bastard aliens who will appear and eat your fish. Lol

It might sound lame, but it's really fun. Haha

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

I'm supposed to be burning a CD for Jay to submit in a competition (we're gonna win mp3 players/iPods!), and I kinda found out that Ju Ann and Pooi Cheng tagged me.

I always promised I'd do tags in the past and somehow, I'd always conveniently forgot about them. So today, I'm gonna take advantage of my limited/illegal time online and do the tag for fun. ~~I also don't wanna hit my Sej textbook. =P~~

So here goes.

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2.Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

PART 1.

1)Do you love yourself?
Aboden

2)Describe yourself in one word.
~~sexy~~ ~~handsome~~ ~~cool~~ Sean. One word describes all. Wahahaha =P

3)Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
It depends if the one i love will love me back. If not, then someone who really loves me. Haha

4)Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Aiyo, my man-ego's gonna hit a low here. Unfortunately, yes.

5)Does it feel good to love?
Yes and no. But more to yes.

6)God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, if you love someone special what will you say to that person?
"Go commit suicide and meet me in heaven. =)"

7)What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??
"Believe me! I don't lie! Unless they're white lies. Or Ruei Pern influenced me to"

8)Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
I guess so? Wait, is this some kind of trick question that means: Have you read the Karma Sutra? If it is, then the answer's NO. Because, I've watched it instead. Videos are easier than words. LOL

9)What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
They shouldn't be, because everyone has their plus points. Lol I sound so councillor-like.

10)What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
They got AIDS.

PART 2.

1)The best place to cry?
At a funeral. Then, you won't look out of place.

2)Who do you love the most?
My family, my friends and everybody else I know. Except the Paki. The Paki can go strap some bombs around itself and join Al-Qaeda without me even giving a shit. It sounds evil, but what can I say? That's its destiny. lol

3)Tell us your dream last night?
Oh I love this question. I've been having some great and funny dreams over the past few days.
1) I went to Harvard and got a really really chunted Korean girlfriend.
2) Pooi Cheng's dad caught her trying to elope with Chay Ann and somehow everyone in school found out.
3) Mr Jason handcuffed me and locked me in a secret room behind a wall in Pooi Cheng's mansion together with the rest of the guys in my class. We were rescued by Pooi Cheng's imaginary butler.
LOL =)

4)Ever hated someone so bad?
Yes. The Paki.

5)The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
Biggest would be Ruei Pern saying he's not an ass. Haven't had any hurtful ones I can remember. People don't really lie to me much. Unless it involves hiding my handphone and wallet.

6)Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
Last Saturday. Personal reason. Sorry. =)

7)If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
~~Marry Jessica Alba~~ Go to Harvard and meet that chunted Korean girl. Haha, fine maybe the Korean girl part might not happen, but I hope the first part will. In fact, any Ivy League will do fine for me. =)

8)If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Around the world. I want a long tour since its an all expense paid trip.

9)Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Of course. No blackmail = no free food.

10)Are you old fashioned?
Maybe. But I hope not.

11)What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Tell someone i love them.

12)What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Lepak-ing. I haven't given up on that yet. Next would be getting over girls I guess. Even though I eventually get there, it takes me a kinda long time to do it. (And no, I'm not interested in anyone at the moment, excluding Jessica Alba)

13) 5 Facts About Me:
I'm single.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't like studying.
I hate durians.
I sleepwalk sometimes.
I'm an organised yet messy person.

14) 5 things that scares me:
The Paki.
Bees/hornets.
Girls at certain times of the month.
My rottweiler when he gets hungry. He likes to bite my leg. o.O
My parents when I under-perform.

15) 7 Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Three Doors Down - Here Without You
Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
The Killers - Mr Brightside
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Damn Regret
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Rihanna - Disturbia (Thank you for singing throughout Physics, Cze)

16) 5 Things I treasure in My Life:
Family
Friends
School
Sports
My brain? (lol ignore the bhb-ness if there's any please)

17) Life Motto:
Don't have one.

18) 7 Words/Things I Always Use/Say:
use:
Money
Computer
Handphone
Ipod
Toilet bowl
Bed

Contact lens

say:
You ass
Shit
Wo sukte romeb mudi (Tamil for 'Your ass is full of hair')
Bloody hell
Oi
I'm sleepy
I'm hungry

Yay tag over.I tag nobody by the way. =) OK, gotta go Sejarah.

monkeyatschul

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Monday, September 01, 2008

OK so here's the post on the NTV7 performance. No pictures available. Sorry. Haha, I haven't got them from Aminah.

[Warning: LONG POST WITH LOTS OF WORDS]

So, I arrived the earliest in school on Sunday morning. 6am. Haiqal came shortly after. More people turned up after that. Everyone looked dead. Wei Keat's sister got married the night before, and he said he didn't get to sleep at all. Calvin went for a countdown and only slept for 2 hours. Hence, both of them were sleeping on the roundabout floor. LOL

Mr Andri was late that morning. 15 minutes late.

When Mr Andri turned up, we quickly rushed to the music room to get the stuff ready. But, our plans sort of backfired when we found out the grill was locked. We took the keys from the guard and tried to open the grill. Attempts failed.

We call the weedy, smoking guard over and he realised he gave us the wrong key. Bloody bastard. He delayed our schedule by 10 minutes.

So we got up to the music room and started moving everything down. By the time everything was packed into our transports (Mr Andri's car, Deepan's car, Haiqal's mum's car, Aminah's Alphard and a rented van), we technically had 5 minutes to reach the NTV7 station in Glenmarie, Shah Alam. The 5 minutes were gone when Mr Andri decided to turn into BHP for petrol.

So we left for Glenmarie and got lost there. Mr Andri led us in circles. He even stopped and asked a motorcyclist the way to the station. It was a really stupid situation, seeing that there was a signboard exactly the place we were circling. After 3 rounds, Deepan took the initiative and overtook Mr Andri's car and led us to the station. Go Deepan!

So when we reached, we unloaded our stuff and were greeted by a very metro sexual guy named Calvin/Kelvin (I'm not sure which, but I'll use Kelvin for explaining purposes). He was very friendly. Lol

We put aside our stuff in their lobby and went to their cafeteria for breakfast. Good food. =)

Kelvin briefed Mr Andri, me, Ervin, Deepan and Sam about the performance during breakfast. We were not performing at the start of the show as expected (I think the agent who got this performance for us kinda bullshitted a lot. Such as the appearance of local celebrity singers, etc.). We were doing the ending of the show.

He also decided that the hosts of the show were going to interview Mr Andri and me. Lol. Mr Andri was seriously nervous. Haha

After eating, we set up our stuff and got ready.

We practiced a bit for a while and Mr Andri got kinda pissed because we weren't doing that well during the practice. Trumpets were being knocked over, drumsticks were dropped and dance steps were forgotten. Well, everyone can't be blamed much because half of us were sleepy/dead. But still, emotions were kinda flying around. Eventually, we all went into the lobby to rest and wait for our cue.

Then, Kelvin told us it was time. The hosts came down and we performed. =)

Oh, one interesting thing about the hosts. They're actually married. And the girl happens to be my neighbour. YES, MY NEIGHBOUR. She stays opposite my house. Heck, I even attended their wedding about 1-2 months ago.

LOL. But she didn't notice that I was her neighbour though. Haha

Anyway, back to the story. Lol, we performed in a fashion that sort of shouts out the message: "What the heck la. Let's just do the horny dance moves and get it over with."

And we sucked. Haha. I'm not too happy with our performance la. The moves were OK. The sound for me sucked. Big time.

Nevermind, at least it's over. After the performance, we all went back to the cafeteria for lunch. This time with the hosts and the crew members and all. Haha.

My neighbour came over and said sorry for not recognising me earlier. Her mum just SMS-ed her and told her we lived opposite each other. LOL

Well, we received loads of calls and SMS-es during lunch. Haha. Thanks for watching guys! =) And sorry for making you guys wait from 9am. There were a few complications and change of plans. Lol

After that, we packed up and left for school.

That's all. The day started off kinda funny and OK. It got serious in between and tensions were flying. But in the end, everybody was joking around and happy again. Haha!

So all in all, I had loads of fun and it was a great experience. Kudos~

P.S: Deepan drove 180km/h on the way home. Cutting left and right on the highway. If Deepan starts a passenger service, Sunway Lagoon theme park can close down, I tell you. Haha

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