Tuesday, July 29, 2008

As promised, here's the post on all the stuff I said I would blog about. First, another strike from the admirable, but stupid (and I mean really stupid) Corrupted 8. This time, they sprayed doors, whiteboards and throw eggs everywhere.

Bodoh sohai-s. Spraying makes our doors look ugly. And eggs make our classes smelly la. Ada otak? Ada hidung? 1 egg overnight = a hell lot of smell, you know. My class had 2 eggs. 4P had 13 eggs. It was so smelly the students of 4P weren't in class the whole day. Some even had headaches.

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I think "J" here meant Mr Jason, the new administrator guy. Not our lovable, crazy, 'In the name of stupidity!' Jay.

"In the name of stupidity!" Lol

The eggs

The idiots even threw one egg smack on top of Ju Lin's table. It looked really gross. But it wasn't that bad, seeing that Ju Lin only comes to school once, maybe twice, a month. Ponteng kia~

Godzilla~

Boring Bio seminar by some Bio textbook author. Was seriously B.O.R.I.N.G.

Jay's monyok face

Sam's 'OMG' face

Me as the pimp. Oh yea~ Haha! From left to right: Product A, Product B,...Product G.
Now got promotion people! BUY 1 FREE 1. They're good girls. Can cook, can clean, can use in bed. Satisfaction guaranteed 100%. [Refunds not accepted] =P

Superman's chair

Acmar vandalism punks learn the art of rapping

Moral extra class taught by Ms Bharathy. She rocks! =)

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Pictures from Friday. Was too lazy to update them earlier. Haha~

Ruei Pern's drawing. Girl changes to guy part 2. Haha

Rubbing off certain letters from the whiteboard. XD

PRODUCE TITS IN AN ORGASM. lol dirty nyer~

Ju Ann the artist at work~ [Shi Yee's monyok face and Kyle's posing body behind]

Godzilla

Chay Ann and some weird moments~

LOL his expression so funny lar...XD

P.S: I'm too lazy to upload some more pictures from today. Will upload them tomorrow if I overcome the laziness. Pictures include another strike from Corrupted 8, the most boring Bio seminar ever from a grouchy text book author and more random pics. =)

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Form 4s took our Prom King and Prom Queen photos yesterday. Haha we were all posing. =P

Original Photo

Posing begins. Be aware: I was having a very high syok-sendiri moment. Lol

OMG Wei Lun! What in God's name are you slapping so enthusiastically ?!?!?!?!

Jay Min's Biology assessment paper. XD

Keat Tong's table. Haha!

Manisha, Thevam and I took part in the Sunway A-Level Maths and Logic Challenge 2008 today. Mr Saravanan, being our chaperon for the day, drove us there in the morning.

We took part in 2 rounds. In the first round, everyone (231 students from 77 schools) took an individual MCQ exam. 40 questions in 1 hour.

After that, we went for a break and some free refreshments. Then, round two was held.

Round two is a team round, where the 3 representatives from each school had to work together in a very short time limit to answer hard maths questions. Our team totally koyak this one la. 5 out of 20 questions correct. 20% babeh! Yay!

After a short interval, the prize giving was held. And surprisingly, I was among the top 10 individuals for the first round (individual event)! They awarded the 10 students with the highest marks from the first round a trophy each. I was like blardy excited! Lol, standing next to all the mega-nerds there. Haha!

We lost the group competition though. But that's no biggie. Chong Hwa got first and I think a school called Kek Hwa got second. USJ 12 (or 13...it's one of the numbers) got third. It was not surprising that they won, seeing that 2 of the 3 members in each of the first 2 teams won the top 10 individual prizes too. Mega smart people. Lol

After the competition, Mr Sara took us to Sunway Pyramid! He then belanja-ed us makan at Wendy's. Thanks sir!

My trophy! Woohoo! I'm so high right now. No, not sohai; so high. Different spelling lar. =)

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Ok here's the quite belated update that I kept putting off.

I attended MGS's Prefect Gathering on Saturday with Shi Yee, Pooi Cheng, Irina and Nalini. It was quite good. Had loads of fun towards the end playing with the silver stars from the walls with the High School guys. Lol. For pictures, go to Pooi Cheng's blog.

Assessment results are back. -_- Didn't do very well. Ah, nevermind, didn't expect much anyway. I'm pretty happy with my Physics though. Thought I was on the verge of flunking. But 10 out of my 12 lucky guesses turned out really lucky. Wakakakakaka

I went to watch The Dark Knight with Jay, Deepan and Tharcanaa yesterday. Deepan was late so we entered the cinema 10 minutes late. So potong stim. Haha, but the movie was superb. AWESOMELY KICK ASS. Loved it to the max. Good guy chunted, bad guy chunted, effects chunted, story chunted. The only thing the movie didn't have was a hot girl. The girl in the movie could probably have been Batman's mum. Lol

I absolutely loved the Joker. He's evil but just so....cool. No other word to describe lar. =P

Today, we sat for ICS Maths. Kinda screwed up as well. Couldn't think that clearly for some reason. Lol. No gold medal this year I guess. :S

The BM ceramah after break was OK. But for me, I found the guy kinda self-promoting too much.

"You semua datang ceramah saya di Universiti Malaysia, tentu dapat A! Bayar RM88 sahaja. Of course, everything is not free. But jika kamu semua tidak dapat faham selepas ceramah itu, saya akan refund balik semua wang kamu."

Lol. There's a badminton match against High School again this Friday. This time we're going to their school. Haha, wish me luck ;) I'm gonna need it. Seriously.

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Gonna blog about some random stuff now.

Ok so there's this sajak in Antologi Kerusi, but I forgot what it's called. Anyhoos, there's this drawing of a girl after the sajak.

Keat Tong decided to doodle on top of the girl's face and guess what? This is what we got.

The girl on the left is the original drawing of the girl. The ~~girl~~ MAN on the right is the result of Keat Tong's doodling. Bloody hell! It looks like a dirty beggar wei! Haha! Quote Ruei Pern: "The girl there is actually a man. Just that he shave off his beard and misai and lasered off his mole. Then he act as girl."

LOL

Besides that, Keat Tong also said that Wei Lun looks a hell lot like Temenggung Jugah Anak Barieng, who is some 'tokoh tempatan' in our Sejarah text book. He's one of the "important" dudes who made a political party in Sarawak during the 50's. Anyway, I decided to put their faces side by side to compare.

Haha! What do you think? Similiar? No?

Ok, I got no other comparisons to make. So, I'm gonna post up random photos of school from today.

The "LIMP DICK" chair Chay Ann sat on during assessments.

Lin Cze and Ruei Pern's vulgar drawing. Tsk tsk.....budak-budak tidak bermoral...

Miss Tan, our class teacher

Vhimal looks like a cone. =P

Oh yea, one last thing to blog about. A few guys from 5P (e.g. Yi Xia and Wen Kuang) were playing this game in 5P during lunch today.

They arranged tables in a row and had to jump over them in one big leap. Failure to pass all the tables in a jump will indirectly make the jumper bang his manhood on the corner of the table really REALLY hard. Ouch...

I think that's Budi

Yi Xia a.k.a TITS

Haha notice the bottle? I think it's an obstacle. More damage to the marbles. :S Haha!

5P guys are bloody brave.

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Hey hey hey!!! Haha Ok, I'm high right now. Don't mind me. Assessment's just over. You get the drift. =)

Since I want to blog about something but I got nothing in particular to blog about, I'm just gonna post up some pictures taken during my holiday to US last year. Saw loads of stuff, met really nice people and had loads of fun in the process. Haha, I enjoyed that trip. :)

(Warning: lots and lots of pictures coming up =P)

Disneyland

Hollywood babeh! =)

Harry Potter

Brad Pitt and Matt Damon

Frank Sinatra and Julie Andrews

Will Smith

Universal Studios

Movie set for Tokyo Drift

Wisteria Lane from Desperate Housewives

Movie set from "The Grinch"

Set for War of the Worlds (P.S: Look at Han's expression. :O)

Grand Canyon

Light Show in Las Vegas

The Venetian

A roller-coaster built in a hotel. It goes in and out and round the hotel. oolala~ =P

San Francisco

The town where John Steinback, author of the boring Form 5 Literature book "The Pearl", grew up.

The things on the island behing Koko are sealions. =P

Some high-class golf club

High class babeh!

Absolutely enjoyed the trip. =)

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Koko a.k.a Mr Gary Tan flew back to Australia last night.

He said he was OK about it, but by looking at his constipated face, I could tell he was sad. aaaaawwwww. Haha, don't worry la, 5 more months and you'll be back again.

Yea, I know I'm wearing the same clothes as I am in my profile pic some where there >>>. Lol. I don't have many shirts and jeans ok....

Haha, see what I mean?? His smile is so forced. Like he's posing while trying to shit or something. =P

Went to watch Hancock after sending Koko to the airport with Ah Meng Koko. (Wait, that sounds a little confusing. Ok, Koko's the middle guy in the above pic, while Ah Meng Koko is the guy on the right =P)

Hancock was quite nice, but a little too short a movie. =)

I woke up kinda late today. Stayed home to study for the coming week's assessment tests. Bloody bored lar........duduk rumah whole day.

Tonight, my parents supposed to take me out for dinner. But my cousin's grandad just passed away so my parents had to go for the wake. Rest in peace, cousin's grandad.

Aiyo, I can't wait to get the assessments over with. I'm gonna do a lot of last minute cramming, but I think it's gonna turn out not too bad. I hope. Lol

P.S: Where's that stupid Pizza Hut guy?? I've been like waiting here for almost an hour already. Tummy's grumbling. :S

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Had Prize Giving Day today. It was OK. =)

I performed on my saxophone, since it's probably one of my last chances to, and because my parents would be happy if I did. Lol

Sadly, that's like all the Prize Giving photos I got. The other pictures my brother took were all of me from different angles. Haha.

Anyway, something really interesting happened before prize giving this morning. When we were all in class, a bird flew really fast into our class window. And it knocked into the window with a loud THUMP.

The whole class was shocked OK...All of us were like: "Oh bloody shit!". Haha! Anyway, the bird fell to floor, wriggled around for 5 minutes, then died. It was pretty sad. The bird was being engulfed by black ants for a while before Chay Ann and Wei Lun decided to throw it away in the dustbin. Lol

Oh, and when the bird committed suicide, it also left a hell lot of bird gunk on our window. Freaking disgusting I tell you.

Bird Gunk

Look at Vhimal and Chay Ann. =P

Chee Siang's obscenity

This sticker is stuck to the boys toilet urinal. Read the white words. Looks mightily a lot like Goldf*ck, doesn't it? Haha!

Hidden camera catches Jay Min unawares

The first room near the foyer. Looks like its haunted here. Lol

The quite-new school taman/study place

ODM watches! Mine and Pooi Cheng's. =)

Canteen dustbins

Canteen food

Notice board

The results of erasing certain letters from the work Mr Maniam wrote on the board

I SEE YELLOW UNDERWEAR. DO YOU?

The class spiders. There used to be more, but there's only 3 left now. Lol

Ruei Pern's watch

Hehe, notice the 'Pusat Urut' sign at the bottom left corner? =P

Vhimal's big stick

Wei Lun's mega 100kg ass

Mini-Wei Lun the leaf-looking beetle

My place

My Moral folio. It's finally done! =)

My bag

Darryl

Me and Wei Keat

Lunch time before Gerko. Everyone's playing. Haha!

Volleyball hit a fluorescent light today. It fell and broke. Luckily, no one was sitting under the light. Haha!

That's all for now I guess. Assessment is next week. Gotta start nerding! Buh bye!

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

PAIN (warning-disgusting pics ahead)

The last few weeks have really put the word 'PAIN' into perspective for me.

First, the swollen wrist I got after I saved Ervin's atomic shot from entering the goal during futsal. It took 2 weeks to heal.

Then, I had a terrible cramp in my left calf the day before the marathon. I got it while I was sleeping and I woke up screaming in my bed. I screamed so loud that probably Indonesians in Jakarta could have heard me. And all my brother did was 'tch-ed' me and rolled back to sleep. Instead of being helpful, he was annoyed. =,=

When asked why he didn't wake up to help me, he answered:
"I thought you were dreaming. So I go back to sleep la."

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Luckily, the cramp only lasted for a day.

Next, I woke up with a stiff neck yesterday. Couldn't turn my head to the right. It was bloody irritating to have to walk around with my head tilted to the left. Every time someone called me from the right, I had to turn my whole body instead. Lol

It lasted for one day as well, after my maid massaged my neck and stuck on "Salonpas" heat pads. Thanks Siti!

Then last night during tennis, I fell and sprained my ankle.

It still hurts a bit now when I walk at certain angles.

Lastly, I got a blister on the baby toe of my right foot during badminton training just now. My first badminton training since Form 2. I'm desperately out of touch wei. Lol.

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Anyhoos, the results for the Big Mac Chant video is out! And we didn't win. Haha, but I'm OK with it though. We had loads of fun making the video.

Besides, the champion really deserves to be the champion. It was not a meaningless and stupid video. In fact, it's creative and highly entertaining. =)

Here's the winning video. Enjoy~

P.S: Actually this video is the second video these guys submitted. Here's the first.

It was rejected by the organisers because it touched upon a certain 'sensitive' issue. Lol

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Completed the Marathon last Sunday. Ju Lin, Chay Ann and Ruei Pern went all out from the start to try to get in the top 100th. Keat Tong and I walked with Lin Cze.

Lol, we walked with her only half the distance, because she kept complaining that we were walking too fast even though we were actually walking normally. Walked for 3 minutes, Lin Cze falls 50m behind. Another 3 minutes, another 50m. Haha!

So at the half way mark, KT and I ran off without her. Lol, I know we're evil.

Ju Lin got 49th in the girls category. The rest of us got nuts. I managed to trick the organisers though. And in the end, I got 2 certificates instead of one. Woohoo! I gave the 2nd cert to Jay Min, who couldn't join us due to technical errors.

Notice that Lin Cze(3rd from right) is half dead.
Anyways, school's been crazy and hectic as usual. Exams are coming, so teachers are starting to give us more work. Damn you, Moral Folio.

Haha, but with the extra workload from the teachers, comes the extra randomness and crazy times from the classmates.

Mr Gulam

Ok the next picture is the sign Ruei Pern, Jay Min, Keat Tong and I made for Chay Ann. We're in this all together. But Ruei Pern gave us the original idea, so that directly makes him the ROOT OF ALL EVIL. =P

He got the idea after seeing Chay Ann massage Kyle's leg. Haha! So we made this sign and hung it up above his table in class. The blur guy didn't notice it for almost a day. But when he did, he raped our tits as if he was milking a cow. Stupid ass.

The video of him raping Jay Min.

But still, we made new signs over and over again and we hung it above his table over and over again. Each sign we made were crunched up angrily and thrown out the window. Then, we got raped over and over again. Hence, the large amounts of paper balls behind the school and the excessive redness on my chest. Lol.

I love school.

P.S: All pictures and videos are courtesy of Lin Cze. They belong to her and I'm just using them. Lol

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I know it's old, but I still find this video very meaningful and cute.

It won 2 golds and a bronze at an international film competition thingy by the way.

Who says Malaysian entertainment sucks? Other than some local artists, lame local movies, local television shows using 1950's technology, "brainwashing" National Service advertisements, stupid Nyamuk Aedes warnings and the irritating Rakan Muda commercial.

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